Mauser Haiku # 2

Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:47 am

And now for some more Mauser Haiku:

Murder Hole Allie
How You Siege The Enemy
BOOM! Dead! ..no warning

(c)2005 (+)SAS(+) RENDERMAN

Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:41 am

So what are the rules for a haiku then?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:44 am

isnt it 5x7x5 syllables I think

snipers not sexy
get off the god **** table
be a man and fight

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:27 am

Ok so how about:

Death awaits you now
From unseen distant sniper
Kneel and be ready

Does that meet the rules?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:12 pm

yep you got it

panzers are for wimps
b like to use them often
she loves baseball too

Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:03 pm

I dont care for poems
Snipers are fucking useless
Hide behind your hill.

Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:25 pm

AWESOME BEERS!!!!!

***edit*** I went and searched and quoted you in my sig. I wanted you to get credit for funniest mf'in post ever.

Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:30 pm

I dont care for snipers
They are almost useless
Camp upon your table

Duh

Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:42 pm

Sniper on the hill?
Surely a dead foe you are
Who is my next prey?

Punctuation ok in a haiku?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:47 pm

nam and allah... too many sylabbles in your first line..need 5x7x5

Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:08 pm

haha Haiku's are awesome. I love when one of my teachers tells us to write a poem, and she is expecting a long poem that takes time. But I just hand in a haiku that took 3 minutes

cause it is a poem after all.

Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:29 am

enemy at gate
mauser is weapon of choice
harris plays good role

Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:19 am

sitting in training
wish i could play wolfenstein
oh i will just sleep

Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:06 am

Haiku is a Japanese verse form that relies on brevity and simplicity to convey its message. It is usually three lines of five, seven, and five syllables, and frequently includes natural images or themes. It is believed to have been first written in the seventeenth century and is based on a Zen Buddhist philosophy of simplicity and the idea of perfection that excludes the extraneous.

Panzers are for me
seeing your body blow apart
The smile on my face

Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:16 pm

Originally posted by gowhitesox99
AWESOME BEERS!!!!!

***edit*** I went and searched and quoted you in my sig. I wanted you to get credit for funniest mf'in post ever.

Ah yes, i remember that post...
one of the 1700+ pointless things i've said.