Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:26 am
ummmmmmm............start the rant....I will give my 2 cents tomorrow
ever notice the tk'ers are the same people, every minute of every hour of every f'ing day???? Annoys me everyday that the same tards have a TK fest
My rant (btw have a minute
)
1)The moron on the hill, LT's that call for air support, when you know dare well that ALL axis run away after defending for maybe three minutes on upper, and there is half the time left, and he TK's away
2)The moron LT that throw smoke in doorways, bunkers, catwalk, enter spot here........HEY MORON we need to see
3)The moron LT that never hands out ammo, but see him jumping non stop to the hill to give that stupid sniper ammo or go on a killing spree, and hit /kill
4)The moron axis back ragers from low spawn, patting themselves on their back they are owning ALL backs, and when it comes time to play allies, they either A) Go Spec B) switch back to axis, or C) or change name and join axis, not thinking anyone will notice
5)The Moron that flag spams, give me a break dudes, you are safe for 5 seconds, when u jump that wall, you think after 5 times I'm not going to be waiting for you??
6)The moron that cries, gets kicked, muted ect......then signs back on and calls you a "enter quote here", then signs off real fast
7)The moron instant LAG tards, don't tell me I popped you in the head 15 times and you're still standing
8)The moron, lets all hang in the basement tards, you see and know there is a panzer down there on the other side, so lets block the basement thru way so we can all die
9)The moron panzer guy, that shots his/her panzer from beach and misses everything, There's an Arch on there dumbass
10)The moron let me run past you and throw you the docs, here's some advice let me know or drop them.....its the key you use to dropweapon for the 2,000 time
11)The moron name spamming tard, ok dude I can understand that you change your name 6,000 times so people can't bother u, but don't pretend I don't know who you are the second I don't recognize that name, so TK'ing me and telling me to F off, because I called you out and that signing off will not help you
12)the moron "whats that sound fix again"................first off it shows up in server cp, and second after the millionth time /s_stop or better yet bind x s_stop
13)the moron that spams the "I am here" key, I could give two shit that you are a medic with a thompson ok.....might make sense in the first minute of play for eng only
14)the moron that gibs with nades, hey moron we need those guns (and BTW the gun is gone now thanks) because that moron LT ran past me to make sure he gave ammo to the other moron that snipes on the edge
we need at least to get to 1,000 now lol
ever notice the tk'ers are the same people, every minute of every hour of every f'ing day???? Annoys me everyday that the same tards have a TK fest
My rant (btw have a minute
)
1)The moron on the hill, LT's that call for air support, when you know dare well that ALL axis run away after defending for maybe three minutes on upper, and there is half the time left, and he TK's away
2)The moron LT that throw smoke in doorways, bunkers, catwalk, enter spot here........HEY MORON we need to see
3)The moron LT that never hands out ammo, but see him jumping non stop to the hill to give that stupid sniper ammo or go on a killing spree, and hit /kill
4)The moron axis back ragers from low spawn, patting themselves on their back they are owning ALL backs, and when it comes time to play allies, they either A) Go Spec B) switch back to axis, or C) or change name and join axis, not thinking anyone will notice
5)The Moron that flag spams, give me a break dudes, you are safe for 5 seconds, when u jump that wall, you think after 5 times I'm not going to be waiting for you??
6)The moron that cries, gets kicked, muted ect......then signs back on and calls you a "enter quote here", then signs off real fast
7)The moron instant LAG tards, don't tell me I popped you in the head 15 times and you're still standing
8)The moron, lets all hang in the basement tards, you see and know there is a panzer down there on the other side, so lets block the basement thru way so we can all die
9)The moron panzer guy, that shots his/her panzer from beach and misses everything, There's an Arch on there dumbass
10)The moron let me run past you and throw you the docs, here's some advice let me know or drop them.....its the key you use to dropweapon for the 2,000 time
11)The moron name spamming tard, ok dude I can understand that you change your name 6,000 times so people can't bother u, but don't pretend I don't know who you are the second I don't recognize that name, so TK'ing me and telling me to F off, because I called you out and that signing off will not help you
12)the moron "whats that sound fix again"................first off it shows up in server cp, and second after the millionth time /s_stop or better yet bind x s_stop
13)the moron that spams the "I am here" key, I could give two shit that you are a medic with a thompson ok.....might make sense in the first minute of play for eng only
14)the moron that gibs with nades, hey moron we need those guns (and BTW the gun is gone now thanks) because that moron LT ran past me to make sure he gave ammo to the other moron that snipes on the edge
we need at least to get to 1,000 now lol
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:44 am
You have to much time on your hands.
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:38 am
HEY finnaly a rant lets put some good ones in here 
1. THE GOD DAMN PANZER: Ok noob i can see how you cant shoot, but that doesnt mean your good by blowing up a single good player with a rocket.
2. Flamers: The gay people that want to use a flame, its annoying from the dieing sound effects and your bound to hit more teammates than actually hit the enemy. Point is only use a flame for marshmellows noob.
3. Clan spammers: This means you {BLACKHAWK}Dick, nobody has ever heard of your clan and your just hiding your name(A name i fergot to remember). Like I say all the time, I Joined BLACKHAWK and All I Got Was This Shitty Bind.
4. The Engy: Its ok for blowing up the wall, but when we are in the last 5 mins of the game and your still spamming your nades as an eng probably not a great idea.
5. Noobs: (See Avatar) : For the last time im the most sexiest noob ever
and finnaly
6. The guy who calls HACKER every time they get killed: This was me back on Ganja (back when I was like 12). ALMOST everyone is attached to this untill you become Pro you probably will never be respected for it.
thats probably all I got for right now :]
1. THE GOD DAMN PANZER: Ok noob i can see how you cant shoot, but that doesnt mean your good by blowing up a single good player with a rocket.
2. Flamers: The gay people that want to use a flame, its annoying from the dieing sound effects and your bound to hit more teammates than actually hit the enemy. Point is only use a flame for marshmellows noob.
3. Clan spammers: This means you {BLACKHAWK}Dick, nobody has ever heard of your clan and your just hiding your name(A name i fergot to remember). Like I say all the time, I Joined BLACKHAWK and All I Got Was This Shitty Bind.
4. The Engy: Its ok for blowing up the wall, but when we are in the last 5 mins of the game and your still spamming your nades as an eng probably not a great idea.
5. Noobs: (See Avatar) : For the last time im the most sexiest noob ever
and finnaly
6. The guy who calls HACKER every time they get killed: This was me back on Ganja (back when I was like 12). ALMOST everyone is attached to this untill you become Pro you probably will never be respected for it.
thats probably all I got for right now :]
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:25 pm
21) the lamer who joins axis in the middle of the round, spawns forward bunker and immediately takes the flag.
22) the fucking toolbag who panzes in anything less then a 6v6
23) the weak bitches that have to 333 to get kills - yeah you're allowed to do it on the server but if you need to warp your hitboxes and have the added speed advantage just to be able to hang with the good guns you are pathetic. GET SOME SKILLS - why do you think it was banned from competition?!
24) swimmers - the people who intentionally make themselves or others swim just to make it harder for people to shoot them - such pussy shit. If its not a glitch its probably the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen allowed on a server.
22) the fucking toolbag who panzes in anything less then a 6v6
23) the weak bitches that have to 333 to get kills - yeah you're allowed to do it on the server but if you need to warp your hitboxes and have the added speed advantage just to be able to hang with the good guns you are pathetic. GET SOME SKILLS - why do you think it was banned from competition?!
24) swimmers - the people who intentionally make themselves or others swim just to make it harder for people to shoot them - such pussy shit. If its not a glitch its probably the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen allowed on a server.
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:23 pm
25) The moron axis engineer that feels its is necessary to plant random spots that are already being defended, and by him planting kills 4 of his teammates and the allies win because of his head up his ass.
26) Sitting in a corner and shooting when there is 20 of you and 5 of them. show respect and throw a knife or pistol. GAWD.
27) The moron who continues shooting while I'm trying to quickgib the guy and he knocks my health to 7.
28) The moron in the vents...
29) The moron who doesn't know how to sprint, and slows down everyone and because of that the team goes to hell because the other team already has the advantage.
30) The morons who let a 7v16 to play out and no one bothers to switch or go to spec, and for that matter. the morons who allow a 6v1 and try to actually kill instead of fuking around. ARE YOU SERIOUS U SIMPLE BITCH!
to be continued
26) Sitting in a corner and shooting when there is 20 of you and 5 of them. show respect and throw a knife or pistol. GAWD.
27) The moron who continues shooting while I'm trying to quickgib the guy and he knocks my health to 7.
28) The moron in the vents...
29) The moron who doesn't know how to sprint, and slows down everyone and because of that the team goes to hell because the other team already has the advantage.
30) The morons who let a 7v16 to play out and no one bothers to switch or go to spec, and for that matter. the morons who allow a 6v1 and try to actually kill instead of fuking around. ARE YOU SERIOUS U SIMPLE BITCH!
to be continued
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:30 pm
{Hawk}Dick is Juventus and he is a tool so its not a surprise
Engineers that double plant just so they can get some points, thanks for making us wait even longer to get through.
People that nade the lower window of the Axis spawn, half the time you end up tking or badly hurting your teammate, the same applies to catwalk door outside Axis spawn
The person that misses the ledge jumping out of the spawn then blocks everyone while he tries to get back in spawn so he can have another try
People on allies that sit outside constantly not actually attacking.
Players that herd up instead of pushing forward and overtaking the enemy, lets all pool up at the top of the backstairs or the basement corner so a panzer or a nade can take us all out.
Or on Base they herd up at northeast tower instead of actually taking radar 1 and clearing it
And then there is that guy who is behind 4-5 teammates and he pulls out a nade primes it and either misses the throw or hits teammate with it killing everyone
Engineers that double plant just so they can get some points, thanks for making us wait even longer to get through.
People that nade the lower window of the Axis spawn, half the time you end up tking or badly hurting your teammate, the same applies to catwalk door outside Axis spawn
The person that misses the ledge jumping out of the spawn then blocks everyone while he tries to get back in spawn so he can have another try
People on allies that sit outside constantly not actually attacking.
Players that herd up instead of pushing forward and overtaking the enemy, lets all pool up at the top of the backstairs or the basement corner so a panzer or a nade can take us all out.
Or on Base they herd up at northeast tower instead of actually taking radar 1 and clearing it
And then there is that guy who is behind 4-5 teammates and he pulls out a nade primes it and either misses the throw or hits teammate with it killing everyone
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:22 pm
(31) Bad sportsmanship in general. In particular people that /kill. I mean once in a while - to catch spawn at a critical game moment or something. But the ones that do it, especially as soldiers, over and over or just to preserve their KR. Take your poison and die like a man.
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:33 pm
32. Having to constantly roll Gamb. It's really getting old.
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:33 pm
undefeated in clanwars
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:10 pm
lol
33) The moron who is in back of me, right on my ass, so when a nade comes, or enemy no where to go, but DEATH....GET OFF MY ASS
34) The I'm always an eng guy, come on bro u really needed those 2 extra nades??
35) The PM guy, ok bro u think he cheats, but guess what I've played with him 7 yrs now, never, EVER had a thought, and u decide to pm me every second to tell me that
36) Can we get a new map guy.................its nice we switch maps, but come on we just do a ala Pooty rotation for the last 2 hours, and 45 minutes alone on DESTRUCTION WTF
37) The I hate to be revived guys.......OK you had to see there was 4 medics around you...I try to revive and u go prone..............psst guess what I died trying to revive u......DON'T TAP, 3/4 of the team are medics
38) The he hacks he hacks guy, OK I spec'd you, u run the same way every single time, 100 bucks says he has head phones, he owns you in the same spot every SINGLE time, guess what he has GAME SENSE
39) The I run around with prime nades, psst he get hit you die you drop nade and 1/2 your team is wiped out GREAT SHOT
40) The morons here that don't know how to count the rants lol
more later after I play some
33) The moron who is in back of me, right on my ass, so when a nade comes, or enemy no where to go, but DEATH....GET OFF MY ASS
34) The I'm always an eng guy, come on bro u really needed those 2 extra nades??
35) The PM guy, ok bro u think he cheats, but guess what I've played with him 7 yrs now, never, EVER had a thought, and u decide to pm me every second to tell me that
36) Can we get a new map guy.................its nice we switch maps, but come on we just do a ala Pooty rotation for the last 2 hours, and 45 minutes alone on DESTRUCTION WTF
37) The I hate to be revived guys.......OK you had to see there was 4 medics around you...I try to revive and u go prone..............psst guess what I died trying to revive u......DON'T TAP, 3/4 of the team are medics
38) The he hacks he hacks guy, OK I spec'd you, u run the same way every single time, 100 bucks says he has head phones, he owns you in the same spot every SINGLE time, guess what he has GAME SENSE
39) The I run around with prime nades, psst he get hit you die you drop nade and 1/2 your team is wiped out GREAT SHOT
40) The morons here that don't know how to count the rants lol
more later after I play some
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:02 pm
41) The moron that types short on allies in light blue to confuse the axis.
42) The morons that think it is all necessary to shoot when its 1 ally and 5 axis and so all the axis waste their ammo and then when 7 allies rush their caught reloading cuz there all nut sacs.
43) The moron panzer that gets nothing more than consecutive 1 man panzer and blows opportunities to actually be productive.
44) The moron who tries to rhyme weezy in a gay and uncool fashion. NOT COOL YOU SIMPLE BITCH!
To Be Continued
42) The morons that think it is all necessary to shoot when its 1 ally and 5 axis and so all the axis waste their ammo and then when 7 allies rush their caught reloading cuz there all nut sacs.
43) The moron panzer that gets nothing more than consecutive 1 man panzer and blows opportunities to actually be productive.
44) The moron who tries to rhyme weezy in a gay and uncool fashion. NOT COOL YOU SIMPLE BITCH!
To Be Continued
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:41 pm
45) the Retard that keeps on saying We need an engineer repeatedly at the beginning of the round and keeps on saying Greatshot when he sees slaughter 
46) Config tweakers that without their souped up config would'nt even be able to wipe their ass
47) Ubersoldier for sitting in spec until an opening on the axis team appears.
48) Leafy for living in Toronto and cheering on the Maple Leafs
49) Shooter and his super accuracy while being drunk
50) That idiot with the Blackshit(hawk) name
51) People that are a part of MENSA and NAMBLA too
46) Config tweakers that without their souped up config would'nt even be able to wipe their ass
47) Ubersoldier for sitting in spec until an opening on the axis team appears.
48) Leafy for living in Toronto and cheering on the Maple Leafs
49) Shooter and his super accuracy while being drunk
50) That idiot with the Blackshit(hawk) name
51) People that are a part of MENSA and NAMBLA too
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:47 pm
Having the docs, going short...and a guy is proning a nade blocking the Radio door. You kill him quickly and his nade insta-blows you up. Ugg. Insta-nades in general piss me off.
Re: Game Rants 101
Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:50 pm
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Re: Game Rants 101
Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:12 am
Sorry wrote:48) Leafy for living in Toronto and cheering on the Maple Leafs
Yah. That does suck.