S.S. Lazer!
Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:33 am
I have to give some applause to Lazer, he absolutely cracked me up this nite!!!
Every time I was waiting for the death Queue, my spectator view would turn to Lazer, and I started watching his antics on the beach, as a kraut, sneaking onto unsuspecting snipers and poisoning them. It was just too funny to watch him do this over and over again, that I would stand there like a fool, franticly typing and cheering him on!
"You are just way too funny Lazer!"
Lazer:
"Just sit back folks, and watch the show"
I went back to my position and became really bored with the lack of people to kill, so I run up to the wall and see a beach full of brown guys, chasing one little speck of black all over the sand! Lazer must have killed 5 of them before a panzer took him out from afar.
He must have done damage to their morale, because about half the team just stayed on that beach waiting for him to return.
Thanks for the great show Lazer, I have a ton of respect for the clan that you represent, your skill, and your damn funny showmanship!
Every time I was waiting for the death Queue, my spectator view would turn to Lazer, and I started watching his antics on the beach, as a kraut, sneaking onto unsuspecting snipers and poisoning them. It was just too funny to watch him do this over and over again, that I would stand there like a fool, franticly typing and cheering him on!
"You are just way too funny Lazer!"
Lazer:
"Just sit back folks, and watch the show"
I went back to my position and became really bored with the lack of people to kill, so I run up to the wall and see a beach full of brown guys, chasing one little speck of black all over the sand! Lazer must have killed 5 of them before a panzer took him out from afar.
He must have done damage to their morale, because about half the team just stayed on that beach waiting for him to return.
Thanks for the great show Lazer, I have a ton of respect for the clan that you represent, your skill, and your damn funny showmanship!
Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:18 pm
Yeah it is fun when i get board playing Axis so then i give some allies some needles (some people call me a needle junkie 
anyways its fun and all unitll half the team chases me down till I kill them or either they kill me, that pisses me off. JUST LET ME BE, the funny thing is i will try to just dodge the allies but i must be a magent because they follow me around to whoever is the last one standing.
anyways its fun and all unitll half the team chases me down till I kill them or either they kill me, that pisses me off. JUST LET ME BE, the funny thing is i will try to just dodge the allies but i must be a magent because they follow me around to whoever is the last one standing.
Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:57 pm
Nicely done Lazer, i must say i also love it to poison snipers 
Fri Jan 10, 2003 4:03 pm
I do that too sometimes and the allies keep chasing me down also. It's like they have some kind of fetish for me. Since I feel they want me like that, I throw in a little s&m and run through the barbwire to try and scare them away. They actually still run through the barbwire to get me most of the time. I guess some of them are into that kind of stuff.
Fri Jan 10, 2003 4:17 pm
its all about getting a Lt.'s sten as med,
theyll never see you coming.
theyll never see you coming.
Fri Jan 10, 2003 4:32 pm
I've often thought that a great strategy against the allies would be to have someone run through the sea wall breach every 15 seconds or so and just keep running out to the water. Seems like 10 allies chase every axis that does this. Could keep them occupied for the entire game; they'd just forget all about those troublesome docs and keep chasing the axis to the water.
Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:13 pm
You guys are just too much!
I looked on the server for some sniper killers to get some screen shots of your antics, but to no avail.
So I tried to learn the technique myself, and always would attract 5 or 6 allies out to kill me. I did revive one fellow medic in the water and I just hope he got off a few injections!
Last nite, watching Laz (I quit palying for a bit to watch him on spectator), I saw that he was not satisfied running up and hitting the sniper in the back, NO, he walks up to him, stands there for a second or two, rotates around to the front of the poor pop-shotter, crouches and nails the fool right in the forhead!!! All the time typing, "do it! do it!."
My fav was when he was under the water and walks right up to a sniper shooting from the deep end and then jumps up and tags him.
So, now I just am wondering what tricks he has while playing Allied?
I have to say whenever I get on that server, I try to get on the S.S's team. But when I cannot, it is allways a challange to take one of those guys out! I feel lucky every time I face one of them and win. If you doubt me, the proof is on the scoreboard, just hit TAB. It is rare that the top half is not S.S. BLUE.
I looked on the server for some sniper killers to get some screen shots of your antics, but to no avail.
So I tried to learn the technique myself, and always would attract 5 or 6 allies out to kill me. I did revive one fellow medic in the water and I just hope he got off a few injections!
Last nite, watching Laz (I quit palying for a bit to watch him on spectator), I saw that he was not satisfied running up and hitting the sniper in the back, NO, he walks up to him, stands there for a second or two, rotates around to the front of the poor pop-shotter, crouches and nails the fool right in the forhead!!! All the time typing, "do it! do it!."
My fav was when he was under the water and walks right up to a sniper shooting from the deep end and then jumps up and tags him.
So, now I just am wondering what tricks he has while playing Allied?
I have to say whenever I get on that server, I try to get on the S.S's team. But when I cannot, it is allways a challange to take one of those guys out! I feel lucky every time I face one of them and win. If you doubt me, the proof is on the scoreboard, just hit TAB. It is rare that the top half is not S.S. BLUE.
Sat Jan 11, 2003 7:02 pm
Good point burningwick about keeping the allies occupied.
Sat Jan 11, 2003 10:46 pm
Yeah Wick, that's amusing.
S.S. Iceman41
S.S. Iceman41
Sat Jan 11, 2003 11:57 pm
I seriously wonder what would happen if we all got on axis and tried wicks idea:rotflmao:
Sun Jan 12, 2003 12:18 am
I just want to see if my words of wisdom works.