Best and Worst Excuses for Cheats

[Gamb Profile]

Please list the best and worst excuses you have heard for people being caught cheating. I know I have heard some good ones over the years and some are almost convincing. I am sure we will all get a good laugh out of some of these excuses.

[SuPer PuZZy]

My clan doesn t hack

[=TAO=PowerSlave Profile]

I always like the "I was just trying it out, but was never going to really use it."

[=TAO=Flessan Profile]

I left autodownload on, I swear I didn't know. I only left my pc connecting to the server for 30 minutes while I took a dump.. How would I expect the server would upload and install silo v2 to my machine? Seriously? How can you doubt me?

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I just renamed my minimizer file to hack.exe as a joke (That one actually happened and the ban was lifted)

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mhconfig.ini? That's nothing. Don't know what it does.

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Are you sure you saw what you saw?

[Gamb Profile]

I always liked the one where they say it was there little brother did it. Seriously it was my little brother he signed in under my name," oh I am so going to kill him"

[Killer Mike]

Better title would be...

List the times you've been accused of cheating by Gamb

[Juventus Profile]

Better title would be...

List the times you've been accused of cheating by Gamb

I think it would crash the forum.

[Paco's Gun Profile]

It's like when you go to the zoo and the chimpanzees are throwing feces at everything. The shit won't stop flying as long as the chimp is around.

[weezy Profile]

Everyone does it, why can't I?

[Gamb Profile]

Thanks for the input from peeps that just wait to get in a quick jibe any time they can. Paco Juventus grow up!!! People like you rarely if ever offer anything constructive or actually relevant all you do is hover and snipe at people any chance you get

[skibby Profile]

its just a dumb thread idea. what do you expect?

[Gamb Profile]

Exactly the repsonse you made Skibba as you fall into the same category as Juventus and Paco

[Paco's Gun Profile]

Isn't that exactly what you do everytime you pm people retarded shit? Explain how that qualifies as offering something constructive? Maybe I'm just too dumb to understand, I'm not in MENSA.

[jinx Profile]

It's like when you go to the zoo and the chimpanzees are throwing feces at everything. The shit won't stop flying as long as the chimp is around.

Made my day man! I'll try and dig up some old topics from AllStars to quote from.... I've heard so many. I don't have a quote but i remember an American kid when he was caught emailing me claiming that a bani server had uploaded a hack to his pc and that he was gonna sue my ass for banning him. Apparently it was his right to play on any server he wished

[weezy Profile]

American kid ... was gonna sue my ass for banning him.

little boy needs to learn his politics... he probably thinks Osama and Hitler, are out to kill him. facking noob. We should practice eugenics on his entire family tree.