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[DocTrebor Profile]

i call attorney general

[pootytang Profile]

simply said doc. lol.....

[Leafy Profile]

i call attorney general

Yah, I'm gonna need to see some credentials and run a little background check... nah never mind - there are no practicing lawyers in my kingdom

[Sorry Profile]

Do I still get the position of ambassador to the commonwealth ?

[SavageParrot Profile]

I'll accept the post of vizier or court jester. I'm easy.

[Leafy Profile]

Do I still get the position of ambassador to the commonwealth ?

But of course Sorry. We will also name many buildings after you.

I'll accept the post of vizier or court jester. I'm easy.

Seeing as I intend to implement a kind of anarco-sydicalist commune, we can all take turns as a sort of executive officer for the week. When you're not in charge you can be the jester, and when it's your turn in the hot seat, feel free to operate as if in a Caliphate. However - one rule: no lawyers!

[DocTrebor Profile]

Oh really? Whos going to write up your charges and legal documents and make them ridiculously confusing so no commoner will have any idea what the hell is going on and get you as much as possible? Who will head up your legal system and defend the kingdom from legal attacks; foreign and domestic. All that land youre going to build your kingdom on...any plans on how to get proper title and keep it? What if you get assassinated? Might want to consider a will to youre next of kin?

So lets change the rule to, ONE lawyer....Doc. Oh, and he gets paid a lot too. Thanks.

[Leafy Profile]

Oh really? Whos going to write up your charges and legal documents and make them ridiculously confusing so no commoner will have any idea what the hell is going on and get you as much as possible? Who will head up your legal system and defend the kingdom from legal attacks; foreign and domestic. All that land youre going to build your kingdom on...any plans on how to get proper title and keep it? What if you get assassinated? Might want to consider a will to youre next of kin?

Presuming for a moment it's a kingdom, by way of example and not limitation, the answer to your questions is inherent to that very concept of governance. Kingdom. That should answer your questions by and large. Moreover, Doc, you clearly have not had your soul crushed by the tedium of articling and years of work in a system in which corruption and nepotism far outway the minor benefits that can be achieved by the most sincerely altruistic.

=)

So lets change the rule to, ONE lawyer....Doc. Oh, and he gets paid a lot too. Thanks.

OK Doc. You can have a corner office too. Shhhhhhhhhh... don't tell him we shred all his work at night.

[Sorry Profile]

Take away the stapler from doc.. take it away

[DocTrebor Profile]

Doc has no stapler, his sexy secretary does.

lol actually i dont have a sexy secretary, shes like 42 lol...

[SavageParrot Profile]

Could be milf...

[S.Shooter]

Could be milf...

I sence desperation, parrot haz.

[DocTrebor Profile]

I cant say lol

[CHICK]

ch1ck-eee ch1ck-eee your foot slave forever I am ( how may I please u mistress)

Speaking of foot, first a massage, then the trim around my house needs painting, then I'd like a margarita, then you can walk Wrecks, then my FJ needs cleaned, (Wrecks sheds like crazy) after all that you can jump into my jacuzzi and we can do some star gazing. That's if my hubby doesn't give you a beat down first.

[cateye]

ZZzz... ZZZzzzz... *snort* why yes, I would like another foot rub... ZZzz... Oh! you devil! well, ok, one more bon bon... *snk snk* Zzzzz... ZZzzKKTHPh... *SNORT*

I'M AWAKE!!!!! Wait, what were we talking about?