Vote for top FIVE NOOB qualities

by **[U.S.C] Amaryl** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 3:00 pm

hahahaha

,[RD]{gen}Beast, don´t be so bad with that poor guys, dont you even said the same when you connected to the server for the first time!
Though i never said something like that typical sentence cos i never thought about joininig a clan...

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

by **Wolverine** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:47 pm

I voted the medic/lt beach sniper helper. Now instead of a waste of 1 worthless player its 2 or 3 so they can support the 1 worthless player.

by **SilverSurfer** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 2:28 pm

yeah i voted the same, does stupid noobs want points by helping a stupid noob.

by **fodder** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 3:18 pm

TEAMS!! TEAMS!!

He must have an Aimbot!! He cheats!!

I emptied a full clip into him, and he didn't DIE!!!

I'm spending a lot of time typing, not Playing!!!

I whine!! I complain!!

Disconnected. :-)

by **Col Klink** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 11:31 pm

I like the snipers who go to the same corner of the upper bunker. Bip... anudder one bites the dust. But hey, I used to go to the same place and get hit by the same player. Dang not that long ago either... stoopid noob! :tease:

Oh and the aimbot kills me too. Yeah, I got an aimbot alright... why doncha duck once in a while?

by **BLINDTEXANUSA** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 9:28 am

There have been quite a few good examples of sheer Noob-ity, but you have forgotten my personal favorite....

The dreaded Noob LT who pops and airstrike while trying to give himself ammo and TKs his team! :blow:

ROFLMAO

The Blind One :cool:

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:34 am

Seems eerily familar somehow...If only I could remember why.

by **FigoJudas** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:24 am

I remember an allied guy with venom, attacking axis from sniperhill :freak:

by **medic one** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:33 pm

you forgot about the noobs that types in /god.. or kepp typing in banimod commands..then ask why can't i fly? hahaha..stand still in the trench long enough.. a panzer will be by shortly to give you a lift

by **Destructor** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:52 pm

Originally posted by Giggles
One time I saw a guy run from the War Room with the docs to upper base then he jumped off into the trenches then ran to the sea wall and onto the beach, running all over wondering where to take them, I couldn't tell the poor chap where to go as I was laughing so much, it was hilarious!!!

Giggles.

i did that shit once, everyone got pissed and started screaming at me about how i was "waisting precious time"

:tard:

by **PL_M@ster** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:34 pm

Originally posted by {NNC}FigoJudas
I remember an allied guy with venom, attacking axis from sniperhill

ROFLMAO

by **Major** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:56 pm

"I remember an allied guy with venom, attacking axis from sniperhill"

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So far as that goes ...

When I am an allied, and the axis is blocking all the upper (outside) levels, and my team just cannot seem to break through, I will sometimes take my venom to sniper hill. (And sometimes, I just switch to sniper.)

If you think that I am randomly spraying the axis, consider the following:

I check the site with my binoculars and see where the axis are concentrated. Then I put the white dot on that spot and crank up the venom. Sometimes I get kills. Usually, I get hits. Always, the axis thinks enough about what I am doing to try and send out at least a pair to stop me. Or, one of their better players will switch to sniper, to try and take me out.

I can clear, or thin out, the upper level, giving my team a chance. I can cause players on the other side to become emotionally involved enough to take them out of their game (helping us). Unlike with the sniper rifle, with a single shot, you may think twice about stepping into the open and meeting a hail of bullets.

Now, I have only been playing this game, off and on, for a few months so I AM still a noobie in most players eyes. But, I have actually been in combat, and have actually used many of the weapons that are represented in the game. I have also been in charge of combat squads. My way of thinking, about this game, may be somewhat different from the civilian point of view. If that is the case, I will adjust.

I don't play the game for points. I would not favor the venom if I did. I play to help my team win.

Sometimes that means NOT going head to head with the other side. Sometimes it means creating an annoyance for the other side, so that my team can win while the other team is distracted. Sometimes, you just need to attack on more than one front.

Major (my real name, not my rank)

by **Lord ZOG** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:57 pm

No offense to Trevor, but running through the base with an un-zoomed sniper rifle trying to shoot at a swarm of attacking soldiers to me screams, "I'm an effin idiot and I don't care!"

by **PL_M@ster** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:34 pm

I agree Zog at 100%

by **^wo0t** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:37 pm

The best is the lieuts that run around with a sten and can't even kill you before their gun overheats :eek:

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