The Crapnel Thread

by **Destructor** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 7:33 pm

as usual, i feel like an idiot, is bobbing just crouching often? or are you talking about the natural bobbing motion that happens anyway (the one you can change in the config file). i normally jump, strafe shoot, get blown up by a random nade. Those DAMN random nades piss me off more than anything, and i swear i'm rarely in a genaric nade spot.

by **Capn Crunch** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:25 pm

hold down your sprint button, strafe and dont let go of the fire button. thats my motto. and if all else fails i just run holding a nade, let them chase me and at the last second drop it

by Conscious* » Tue Jan 06, 2004 3:19 am

Apparently Crapnel thinks im to good to be gibbed with just a nade.

by Conscious* » Tue Jan 06, 2004 3:19 am

Apparently Crapnel thinks im to good to be gibbed with just a nade.

by Conscious* » Tue Jan 06, 2004 3:19 am

Apparently Crapnel thinks im to good to be gibbed with just a nade.

by Conscious* » Tue Jan 06, 2004 3:19 am

Apparently Crapnel thinks im to good to be gibbed with just a nade.

by **MichoRizo** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 3:45 am

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **[U.S.C] Amaryl** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:08 am

paul posting it 1 time is enough to see it

by **ShipWreck** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:29 am

holy Crap! pardon the pun.. man d00d turn ur brightness up some

by **ComTech** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:34 am

Yea Crapnel is at the top of my kill list. Before they reset the stats he was at the top of all 3 of my lists. I always seem to be coming out of a doorway just as his dyno is going off. At least he is smart enough to wait for a revive. When I play a medic nothing is more annoying than putting yourself in the line of fire to save a teammate and he taps.

Never run from keek crap. He always has a sten and so overheats easy. Unload on him in short rapid bursts moving constantly so he can't get a headshot on you. If he runs start cooking a grenade so it is ready when he turns back with that cooled down sten.

by **Rand0m** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:28 pm

Crapnel isn't even registered, who says he even comes here as a guest. We might be writing to a wall right now lololol!!!!

by **Rand0m** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:29 pm

Originally posted by ShipWreck
holy Crap! pardon the pun.. man d00d turn ur brightness up some

by **Keekanoo** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:07 pm

I was noticing Crapnel months ago, simply because I started feeling bad for the guy. He has the worst luck, consistantly, over and over, of anyone I've ever seen. Got a nade that won't hit anyone and your time is down? Throw it randomly--it will catch Crapnel leaping enthusiastically over a ledge. Only have one round left and want to just dump it out and let the gun auto-reload? Fire it around a corner without looking. It will catch Crapnel as he is reeling away from someone else's casually thrown nade. Pissed off that your air-strike can hit someone and bounced back into your own team-lines, far away from the enemy? Not to worry--that's the moment Crapnel will choose to burst from some fiendishly clever hidey-hole he's been stowing in waiting to recharge his dyno-bar.

My attention was piqued one day when someone casually mentioned that Crapnel was at the top of their kill list. I thought that odd as he was at the top of mine. So I went to stats and name-searched him. He's at the top of a LOT of players 'most kill' list LMFAO. I was roaring with laughter going through the stats. It didn't even seem humanely possible. How could he play so much, so often, to be killed so many times by so many??? Would somone go through the bother of creating a bot, a retarded bot, that instead of helping you, actually seeks out death? LOL.

And yeah, Crapnel does look through the threads. He mentioned last night he hasn't thought of anything suitable to say yet.

Cheers Crapnel. You've got spirit man.

And as for YOU Com-tech MUHAHAHAHHAHA. You better watch out..you better not cry...you better not pout I'm tellin' you why.... Keekanoo is stennin' for youuuuu :lol:

by **frankk6969** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 4:12 pm

a new record it is a quadruple post.

by **Rand0m** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:08 pm

Before stats reset I did some research on Crapnel. Although he had 2k MP40 kills, he had 22k nade kills. He was on 9/10 peoples top kills and top deaths list. I had to have looked over at least 40 peoples stats that day too.

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