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- Keekanoo
Col Klink said.... "I surely only have one talent... but I love reaching out and touching your life!
Col Klink...."
So I'm on the other night and Klink not only takes the docs in, but he gets highest points in the game as well. Sup with that? You got a kid-sister that plays on your sys now and then Klink?
And just so that everyone knows.... Regarding Lord Zog and his penchant, nay, his obsession with desiring people to kneel before him--it is not because he fashions himself after Royalty, it is, rather, due to an unfortunate accident in the jungles of Malaya (involving the coaxing of a female orangatang, a bottle of Hewey's 10-w-40 Super Oil, a mango and the orangatangs troops' alpha-male) which left him bereft of his lower limbs. Zog, you see, finds it uncomfortable to be around a raucus bunch of GI's and Jerry's at a vantage point which, how can I say politely, lends his already largish ears to easy grabbing. Zog's a humble, shy fellow--and, now, quite short. Which is why one often finds him crouch--sorry--'standing' in the ducts with the compensator of all weapons, the Venom.
Col Klink...."
So I'm on the other night and Klink not only takes the docs in, but he gets highest points in the game as well. Sup with that? You got a kid-sister that plays on your sys now and then Klink?
And just so that everyone knows.... Regarding Lord Zog and his penchant, nay, his obsession with desiring people to kneel before him--it is not because he fashions himself after Royalty, it is, rather, due to an unfortunate accident in the jungles of Malaya (involving the coaxing of a female orangatang, a bottle of Hewey's 10-w-40 Super Oil, a mango and the orangatangs troops' alpha-male) which left him bereft of his lower limbs. Zog, you see, finds it uncomfortable to be around a raucus bunch of GI's and Jerry's at a vantage point which, how can I say politely, lends his already largish ears to easy grabbing. Zog's a humble, shy fellow--and, now, quite short. Which is why one often finds him crouch--sorry--'standing' in the ducts with the compensator of all weapons, the Venom.
Originally posted by Keekanoo
Col Klink said.... "I surely only have one talent... but I love reaching out and touching your life!
Col Klink...."
So I'm on the other night and Klink not only takes the docs in, but he gets highest points in the game as well. Sup with that? You got a kid-sister that plays on your sys now and then Klink?
And just so that everyone knows.... Regarding Lord Zog and his penchant, nay, his obsession with desiring people to kneel before him--it is not because he fashions himself after Royalty, it is, rather, due to an unfortunate accident in the jungles of Malaya (involving the coaxing of a female orangatang, a bottle of Hewey's 10-w-40 Super Oil, a mango and the orangatangs troops' alpha-male) which left him bereft of his lower limbs. Zog, you see, finds it uncomfortable to be around a raucus bunch of GI's and Jerry's at a vantage point which, how can I say politely, lends his already largish ears to easy grabbing. Zog's a humble, shy fellow--and, now, quite short. Which is why one often finds him crouch--sorry--'standing' in the ducts with the compensator of all weapons, the Venom.
Thanks for the info Keek. I heard the story behind Zog can be found here:
http://home.clara.net/andywrobertson/zogdesc.html
- Knight_Rider
- Doug the Unforgiven
It seems I haven't voted yet. But at this moment Keek and Zog are tied at 9 votes. I will not be held responsible for either taking the lead. The resulting celebration would be either Zog firing his panzerfaust yet again, or Keekanoo banning somebody.
Hmmm, I guess my action/inaction means nothing.

Hmmm, I guess my action/inaction means nothing.

- [U.S.C] Amaryl
Originally posted by Doug the Unforgiven
It seems I haven't voted yet. But at this moment Keek and Zog are tied at 9 votes. I will not be held responsible for either taking the lead. The resulting celebration would be either Zog firing his panzerfaust yet again, or Keekanoo banning somebody.![]()
Hmmm, I guess my action/inaction means nothing.![]()
Just choose another one else
- Col Klink
My nick comes from when all I ever wanted to play was an Axis Lieutenant. Every now and then I "cut loose"... but I like accuracy more than willy nilly running. My favorite is popping panzies before they get their load off, or them thar medic bitches before they get close enough to sting you... but that has seemed to die down as of late. I guess they learned their lesson. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Col Klink
Col Klink
My favorite thing to do is hide in the hills away from the action and pick off the occassional panzer seconds after he blasts 13 of my hard-working team mates.
I also like contributing zero to my team's efforts. Yup, sitting back while my team busts it's ass and works for it's kills is my way of jacking up my kill ratio to prove my superior skill over those on my team.
Sure most of my kills come from popping the odd noob standing in the window like a statue, and sure they immediately get revived to jump back into the real action, but I can still brag about my kill ratio or accuracy after my team loses.
I also like contributing zero to my team's efforts. Yup, sitting back while my team busts it's ass and works for it's kills is my way of jacking up my kill ratio to prove my superior skill over those on my team.
Sure most of my kills come from popping the odd noob standing in the window like a statue, and sure they immediately get revived to jump back into the real action, but I can still brag about my kill ratio or accuracy after my team loses.
Lord ZOG
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."
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