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- Keekanoo
It's a typical Saturday afternoon at the Mall Farmers Market. At the entry doors, his notes piquing the interest of those walking and driving by, is the old busker luring an old love ballad from his classical guitar.
The glass walls of the enclosed triple-floor Market look out over a busy, but stately section of the city. Who can resist pausing for a moment at the glass, sensing the hurried pace of the city outside, and breathing the old-time flavours of tradition and food.... The baked breads, fresh fired coffee beans, the cakes, the pastries, the fruits, the smoked meats...
Ahhh... what a wonderful place to rest.
There is a startled scream. Everyone looks and sees first a woman clasping her mouth, staring in horror at something outside. She lunges forward, grabs her children, yanks them back with such furry the trio land feet away--barely avoiding a crash of plate-glass as a car, a muscle car with flames burnishing yellow-bright on glossy red paint, screams into the market.
Pause *Internal checks of names, apple-stand demolished, old Italian ladies legs broken*
Pause *Names cross-referenced for duplicates, car continues, mangling baby-carriage (thank god it was empty) and topples over the edge of Tier 3 to Tier 2*
Pause *Console brought down, call initiated to car occupants, car careens down to Tier 2 taking out the Sammy's Smoked European Meats, mangling Samms son Willy in wreckage*
Pause *Call return no answer, repeat call, wait and watch car collapse Tier 2 concrete and fall amidst a casca----
That's why I don't take the time, Starlite, to always give courtesy calls to blockers, tk'rs, bleeders, auto-pushers, etc.
I yank them out of causing more harm (it's a a big server and things get out of hand fast don't ya know), then ask them not to repeat their offence.

The glass walls of the enclosed triple-floor Market look out over a busy, but stately section of the city. Who can resist pausing for a moment at the glass, sensing the hurried pace of the city outside, and breathing the old-time flavours of tradition and food.... The baked breads, fresh fired coffee beans, the cakes, the pastries, the fruits, the smoked meats...
Ahhh... what a wonderful place to rest.
There is a startled scream. Everyone looks and sees first a woman clasping her mouth, staring in horror at something outside. She lunges forward, grabs her children, yanks them back with such furry the trio land feet away--barely avoiding a crash of plate-glass as a car, a muscle car with flames burnishing yellow-bright on glossy red paint, screams into the market.
Pause *Internal checks of names, apple-stand demolished, old Italian ladies legs broken*
Pause *Names cross-referenced for duplicates, car continues, mangling baby-carriage (thank god it was empty) and topples over the edge of Tier 3 to Tier 2*
Pause *Console brought down, call initiated to car occupants, car careens down to Tier 2 taking out the Sammy's Smoked European Meats, mangling Samms son Willy in wreckage*
Pause *Call return no answer, repeat call, wait and watch car collapse Tier 2 concrete and fall amidst a casca----
That's why I don't take the time, Starlite, to always give courtesy calls to blockers, tk'rs, bleeders, auto-pushers, etc.
I yank them out of causing more harm (it's a a big server and things get out of hand fast don't ya know), then ask them not to repeat their offence.

I remember a time when it seemed like it was just me and a few other people speaking up about Keekee and his lackeys. We were told all sorts of things and made out to be crazy basically. I now find it funny how there is people who have never complained about him before that are now complaining about him.
Hopefully there is some change on the server from what has happened these past couple of days but I doubt it.
Hopefully there is some change on the server from what has happened these past couple of days but I doubt it.
- VlfPlyer
Originally posted by aphid
What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand half your posts.
OK- now look up 8 posts and see if that helps. I had my personal secretary proofread and redo it.
The next post below that one is in reference to the previous one. I have been "accused" of sucking ass or something like that.
That btw is digusting and I believe is called a rim job. I have only read about such perverse actions.
PLUS-----------
I am yelling at some nimrod from my tank hatch MOVE YOU ARSE OUT OF THE DOOR!
PLus I have Dain Bramage from slamming the tank hatch door on my head many many times. So I may write funny somethimes.
& Bro it is all fun- relax - I am -cause I am so good looking that I can scratch my ass in public and no one cares!
Originally posted by Edogg
yeah he still plays. He is part of the "lets have different names every time we play" gang.
Actually, hes used the same name for several months now. He just chooses who he talks to, thats all.
It would suck if he used a different name everytime, cuz then I wouldn't recognize him and he probably wouldn't recognize me, since I do use many names.
- Edogg
Originally posted by Nofx
Actually, hes used the same name for several months now. He just chooses who he talks to, thats all.
It would suck if he used a different name everytime, cuz then I wouldn't recognize him and he probably wouldn't recognize me, since I do use many names.
I thought you primarily use "Uppercut".
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