Graphics Revolution

by **JamaicanBuddha** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:14 am

I see we have a graphics revolution underway !!! This is a very good thing, I believe it adds respect and prestige to the whole online gaming communinty (unlike my character DumbRetard). Maybe someone should take the initiative and create a "gamers protocol", sort of like an internet RFC (if yo be down and knows wut i be sayin). If all game manufacturers could be encouraged to get together on this, maybe at the next Vegas gamers convention for example, in a similar fashion to how hardware manufacturers agree on the PCI 2.0 standard (i be a dum retard and don't remember the whole spec from beginning to end) . I think an early basic brainstormimg draft of such a protocol could include a few things; 1. a gamer should have a unique avatar, which; A. is modular in design to consider expansions to this protocol B. such unique avatar be made avalailable as a public resource subject to the same "freedom of information" provisions as other public institutions C. Be considered as "real" property (details to be expanded another smoking session) and have "real value" (correct terminology or legalistics should replace my poor "wording") D. In such consideration that it is considered "real" property it should be in part, or in full, transferable E. Rights of real property are granted to the licencee (possibly depending on if Micrsoft gets this first) of such avartar which in turn gaurantees the licencee(s) the right to modify public documents relating to such avatar. .... Well, ... anyway, ... the idea is that maybe one of us should put the peace pipe down long enough to give this some serious thought and possibly get our local representitives involved. I'm going to post this on a newsgroup using my real credentials because I envision a world someday in which us retards on the beach today are creating the next "one world" democratic constitution of tomorrow. I want to be the first retard to publish this idea of a gamers RFC (unless I'm real stoned and someone already thought about this (a most certain possibility )). I want to be the Neil Armstrong of mp_beach, the Bill Gates of gamers, the George W. Bush of retards. I want to be the Biggest Retard to go on a reality TV show even more demeaning than "The Biggest Loser" ... I want horny housewives all across America to squeel with delight when they see my wake and baked face on CNBC impressing their cheating husbands with bullshit market analysis, I want to be on TV sets in gyms all across america, I want to motivate people to get in shape, I want to make people laugh, I want to act retarded in cyberspace, I NEED a light, I want peace and love and free elections for North Korea, I don't want to see the Pope die later this week, I want to see Hillary lose in 08 because I hate my ex wife .... anyway, what the hell was I typing ? And where did my brain just fall from my head and land ?

by **cavalierlwt** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:18 am

Are you the Unibomber? You kinda got that whole 'manifesto' thing happening!

by **JamaicanBuddha** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:20 am

Me ? You're the one with the violent Avatar !!! My next brain fart will include a new one for you also.

by **Slaughter2** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:22 am

ummm yeah can u say direct x??? (vid standard portion of your non-sense post)

by **Davis** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:23 am

This time next year, ps3.

by **syribo** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:40 am

You intrique me severely.

That is not such a bad thing.

by **JamaicanBuddha** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:44 am

Originally posted by syribo
You intrique me severely.

I'm just incredibly burnt beyond repair, see what happens ? get off the drugs now while you have a chance (or share them with me).

by **JamaicanBuddha** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:54 am

Originally posted by Slaughter2
ummm yeah can u say direct x???

Dude, I got fired when DirectX was at version 8.0, and yeah, there was alot of "lobby" type of ideas they were promoting (mostly typical MS crap ala Active Movie (yeah, I figured you may not know what that is)). So anyway, I can only imagine what kind of retarded crap is built in to the new version and all the new dot net big brother point and click stuff is scary also, if you know wut i'm sayin, yeah smoke it baby !!!

by **Sayntfuu** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 1:47 am

I would rather see an RSS feed style driver updater you could subscribe to. Such a pain tracking them all down all the time.

fuu

by **SavageParrot** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:01 am

Punctuation! Doctor get this man some punctuation!

by **MAJOORPAIN** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:08 am

can I have the 4 minutes of my life back I wasted reading this post?

by **DocTrebor** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 7:54 am

i miss vlfplayer

by **SavageParrot** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:36 am

Originally posted by MAJOORPAIN
can I have the 4 minutes of my life back I wasted reading this post?

No:violin:

by **w4rth0g** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:37 am

by **PL_M@ster** » Wed Feb 02, 2005 5:09 pm

Originally posted by =DocTrebor=
i miss vlfplayer

Not me lol

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