'Again' An ECGNetwork 24/7 Beach Tale

[syribo Profile WebsiteICQYIM]

'Again' An ECGNetwork 24/7 Beach Tale

We appear on that sandy beach.
I look around at my troops, The only people to depend on right now.
They look like they're going to shit their pants.
I take a deep breath and realize,
I'm gonna die.
Again.

We make our move to that wall,
We must get over that wall.
We posess some guys with needles,
A stick of dynamite,
Some heavy artillery weapons,
And most importantly, the knives.
Most of these guys are drunk and/or under the influence of drugs,
They'll teamkill me, forgetting what team they're on.
Again.

So now I'm bored, and I decide,
Hey I'll throw some random grenades over this here wall,
Maybe I'll kill someone.
Probably not.
Most likely one of these grenades will bounce off the wall and kill me.
Again.

Alright! The engineers broke through the wall,
Okay I'm going to run up in front of everyone,
I'll be the human shield, but it's okay,
Someone will revive me.
Three headshots by one of the L33T peoples,
Now I'm dead, but someone will revive me.
Here they come, here they come...
There they go.. Okay they got hit dead on with a panzer...
Oh and I got gibbed,
Again.

Okay so I start at Forward Bunker.
An idiot is firing his sniper from the flag post.
I play God and fling them magically through the air.
They hit the ceiling, fall down and resume firing.
I push them and get in their faces.
They stop.
Take a look into my eyes,
Then I get teamkilled.
Again.

Once again at the Forward Bunker.
Wow it sure is a nice day outside again.
It never rains. What a beautiful place.
Running through the trenches now.
I keep running down the straight path, once I reach the turn,
I notice 4 of my teammates blocking the way up the stairs.
The panzer is just standing there! Standing there!!
He's aiming but he won't shoot.
And three more poor dudes are stuck behind him, including me.
He finally steps out of the way, and-
SPLAT!
Panzer from the nets on upper base.
Oh now I'm starting on the Beach!!
Again.

I never figured out what lies beyond the trenches or beach.
For this is my tale.
I now leave you to find the answers to these questions.
But end up dying at the moment of enlightenment.
Again.

[MoJo]

Whoa! Syribo how long did it take to come up with that one?

You could write a book

[gowhitesox99 Profile]

nice!!!!

[A Squirrel]

Originally posted by syribo
Now I'm dead, but someone will revive me.
Here they come, here they come...
There they go..

Only to return once more.
They stand before me,
crouch, stand, then kneel.
Weapons spin before my eyes,
I wait for the jackpot...
My lucky sevens don't arrive,
but a grenade does.

^shit but wtf. I like that Sy.

[syribo Profile WebsiteICQYIM]

Originally posted by A Squirrel
Only to return once more.
They stand before me,
crouch, stand, then kneel.
Weapons spin before my eyes,
I wait for the jackpot...
My lucky sevens don't arrive,
but a grenade does.

^shit but wtf. I like that Sy.

lmao!! That's good Squirrel XD Everyone should make up their own of common stupid things done on the beach Or just plain annoying

Didn't even get to the Venom at Murder Hole or Ducts part!!!

[DocTrebor Profile]

whilst squirrel's grenade goes "click...click....click"
DocTrebor is admin abusing again with !kick !ban !kick

[SavageParrot Profile]

The noobies they gather all over the stair
their team-mates had better be extra aware,
their fingers are itching
while team-mates are bitching,
the panzer of axis is laughing out loud...

[Namloot Profile Website]

Nice!

[Trash Can Profile]

I don't need no stinking med packs
And I dont need no friggin’ wall hacks
I have seen dyno blow up the stinking wall
Don't think I need anything at all
No! Don't think I'll need anything at all
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall

[sgtslaught42 Profile]

I have been revived by an accomplice Namloot and rise from the ashes.
The grenade exploding at my feat launches my invincable form soaring the air.
I magically land on a platform on my own.
After dropping a med pack for myself, a quick check tells me I must reload my weapon.
Then an Axis by the name of Edogg enters my once solitary platform.
My brain instantly commands my legs to propel my body as fast as possible to the left and right.
My Thompson screams and shakes as I attempt to direct the entire magazine of bullets toward the Axis shape
I watch in horror as my now empty weapon begins to automatically reload.
The Axis calmly crouches and shifts slowly to the right as a pinpoint stream of death penetrates my skull.
I'm now being mercilessly dragged across the platform while the steel cold of a knife blade repeatedly penetrates my soon to be lifeless corpse.
Again.

[gowhitesox99 Profile]

I spawn on the beach
some bastard hit the flag
what an a$$wipe
his life I must have

I get through the trenches
without much delay
i make it to the upper base
i see bodies in decay

I fire some rounds
into the radio room
just for fun
I throw a nade that goes boom

As i journey down the back stairs
i encounter a flamer
why doesn't he use a gun
he must be a lamer

I make it to the ducts
the docs i can smell
but then there is parrot venom camping
i wish him to hell

With a couple lucky shots
i kill him dead
how many lie in the wr
i can only dread

I drop from the ducts
with lots of hope
there are 15 campers
they are all a bunch of dopes

I never even make it
through the door
i get shot by 10 bad guys
there moms are all whores

But alas, no one gibs
and a BD member revives me
I am filled with cheer
and my instincts guide me

I grab the docs and run
my thoughts are gay
but again I am stopped
by the brutal TK

[Stl Lunatic Profile WebsiteYIM]

I would never take the time to make a poem or story like that... But i thought you guyes would find this amusing...Go to this Website...http://independentstudytime.com/ There is a site that a kid at my school made so that we can all play games in computer classes without it being a restricted site...Truly amazing...Lol it is when everything on the internet is restricted from all school computers....I used to be able to get on here but it became restricted... I love that poem/story you got there syribo, Oh and btw Bo Bice is rockin on American Idol...I want him to win

[$ir Lo!n]

Nub eng plants on stairs
Virtuous Steve arms the guards
Err spams "Hello, Oops"

[Rand0m Profile]

all you noobs can only aim the noob tubes
you run around trying to kill but look like boobs

raven's always using his trusty mauser
but i bet hes zoomed in at your trausers

ill finish later...

[gowhitesox99 Profile]

Ships makes our sigs
he does them with care
but face him with a gun?
i do not dare

Doc is our new keek
they mock him like a goose
they all love to scream
admin abuse

Figo and VooDoo
gone for hacking
it would seem to me
that smarts, they are lacking

Luna is from st louie
and has mastered the trick jump
and he has killed me lots
I can assure you he is no chump

Our good pal Raven
is usually a sniper
I have to go now
I smell 2 poopy diapers