Wank

by **SavageParrot** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:53 pm

Just to clarify something, because it annoys me when people get it wrong...

It's 'to wank' as in to masturbate and 'wanker' as in one who masturbates. A wank is therefore the action of masturbation.

An item or indeed if you so wish a person can be 'wank', as in not very good but they cannot be 'a wank' because that makes no sense, it is also less rhymical and so far less amusing to chant at a football match.

If you're going to steal our swear words at least get it right :roll:

If you're English and using it wrong then I expect you to be on the next ferry to France where you can live out the rest of your life hurling innaccurate abuse at those cheese munching surrender monkeys where it won't matter.

by **Nubz** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:24 pm

well said, wanker.

by **Gamb** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:28 pm

Well like so many slang words it can be used to mean many things. It is a very versatile word just like mince , pants , bollox and so many other delightful words jesse off looking smeg eating mong!

For instance this topic is Wank

by **S.Shooter** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:10 am

The Wankel engine is pretty cool.

by **SavageParrot** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:47 am

S.Shooter wrote:The Wankel engine is pretty cool.

If you like getting crappy mileage and paying a stupid amount on petrol...

by **cateye** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:30 pm

oh, you cheeky Brits.

by **picmip** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:36 pm

My vagina needs a good wank.

by **Slaughter2** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:28 pm

petrol = gas ... see I'm getting it

by **=TAO=PowerSlave** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:53 am

Shall we throw some petrol in the lorry and cruise the carriageway then?

by **PiCo** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:55 pm

Have to disagree

substitute shit for wank and shitter for wanker and it all makes sense.

:freak:

by **Twitch** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:11 pm

PiCo wrote:Have to disagree

substitute shit for wank and shitter for wanker and it all makes sense.

yes but only if wank is intercangable with seminal fluid.

judges?

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:22 am

=TAO=PowerSlave wrote:Shall we throw some petrol in the lorry and cruise the carriageway then?

carriageway is only ever used in conjunction with dual for 2 lane roads. No-one ever uses it on it's own.

Our freeways are called motorways, because you motor down them and because you paid for them with tax so calling them 'free' would be stupid

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:25 am

PiCo wrote:Have to disagree

substitute shit for wank and shitter for wanker and it all makes sense.

Yes but shit is the end product and not the action. You take a shit, you don't take a wank.

by **weezy** » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:00 pm

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