An Apology From the Col.

by **COL.BUKKAKE** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 7:55 pm

It seems that I have lost control, that I am corrupting young minds (with Cowgomoo, makin gay jokes)....From this point on, you will never see Col. Bukkake make another perverted remark, no more gay jokes, no more anal jokes, no more oral jokes, no more priest jokes, no more Bukkake jokes, no more mommy touched my balls jokes, no more Europeans suck jokes, no more masterbating jokes, no more Giggles can i see your cans jokes, no more nun jokes, no more molestation jokes, no more I like cock jokes, no more God jokes, no more I like girls who dont shave and their pubes reach the bottom of their boobs jokes, no more i wonder what old lady pussy smells like jokes, no more small penis jokes, no more double anal jokes, no more small titties jokes, no more ladies whos boobs drag down to the floor jokes, no more lesbian jokes, no more ripping of others clans, no more makin fun of the noobs who say "the teams are uneven", I'm not even gonna comment on the doorblockers.......I extend my deepest apologies to all who has set his or her eyes on the filth that I have posted on this website.

May God save my soul.

by **iceman41** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 7:59 pm

What prompted that? Someone take you behind the woodshed and give you a whoopin?

Ice41

by **MMmmGood** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 8:06 pm

So am I gonna need to change your username then?

by **Night Raven** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 12:14 am

He's just listed 60% of his commetary, there is still sex deprived nerd jokes, strange/exotic venerial disease jokes, saggy boddy part jokes and commentary on insanity, S&M, cheezy pornos and many others I just can't think of right now. We haven't lost our bukkake, he's probably just in a rut, needs some new material.

Or I could be wrong.

(May I sugest you change your name to S.S. KillingIsWrong, or maybe S.S. Boring, or how about S.S. ShootMe?)

by **Doug the Unforgiven** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 12:30 am

"no more makin fun of the noobs who say 'the teams are uneven'"

this one should be tough, given the seemingly endless supply of noobs:lol:

:violin:

by **Giggles** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:13 am

I felt like I needed to reply to this thread since my name was mentioned in the above....

Hmmm, Col.Bukkake I think I can honestly say that I/We like you the way you are and we don't want you to change.

And you certainly don't have to aploogise for anything either.
Iv'e only known you for a couple of weeks and although I find you to be you more nuttier than a fruitcake, I personally don't find there to be anything harmful/hurtful in your comments. Don't worry about it so much......

Regards,
Giggles:lol:

by **AsphyXIatioN** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 9:45 am

I dont know about anyone else but the ones who replied to this thread dont seem to find you offensive at all. If you cant be yourself then you just shouldnt be. Besides we all need a good laugh from your witty comentary.

All in favor of Col.Bukkake being himself say I.

by **Giggles** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 10:17 am

Well you already know what I think....
And I too say "i"
(I didn't know how to make my "I" any bigger)

Best regards,
Giggles. :lol:

by **OSPREY** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:23 am

You forgot the Chicks w/ dicks jokes , 1/2 dildo sale jokes , strange animals and the people who love them in Kentucky jokes, baby batter jokes, webbed hair jokes, President "Bush" jokes, Ass ramming Uncle fucker jokes, Eat Penguin Shit you Ass Belonker jokes, etc, etc, etc,

I don't know who might have bitched or complained or whatever , but homes don't ever change . In fact I think you should be promoted to General Bukkake , Whermanct Web Slinger 5 th Division.

by **KyoteWulf** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:40 am

i know cowgomoo in real life and i'm pretty sure he was corrupted before you got here....

by **iceman41** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 12:26 pm

I..... it's what makes Boo, Boo.

Regards, I41

by **Wolverine** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:15 pm

Originally posted by COL.BUKKAKE
It seems that I have lost control, that I am corrupting young minds (with Cowgomoo, makin gay jokes)....From this point on, you will never see Col. Bukkake make another perverted remark, no more gay jokes, no more anal jokes, no more oral jokes, no more priest jokes, no more Bukkake jokes, no more mommy touched my balls jokes, no more Europeans suck jokes, no more masterbating jokes, no more Giggles can i see your cans jokes, no more nun jokes, no more molestation jokes, no more I like cock jokes, no more God jokes, no more I like girls who dont shave and their pubes reach the bottom of their boobs jokes, no more i wonder what old lady pussy smells like jokes, no more small penis jokes, no more double anal jokes, no more small titties jokes, no more ladies whos boobs drag down to the floor jokes, no more lesbian jokes, no more ripping of others clans, no more makin fun of the noobs who say "the teams are uneven", I'm not even gonna comment on the doorblockers.......I extend my deepest apologies to all who has set his or her eyes on the filth that I have posted on this website.

May God save my soul.

Man if u stop all this u want have anything to say on the server at all.

by **Cowgomoo** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:23 pm

arr...i think i did this to him....i called him gay, which was a pure, simple joke, maybe i should of said jk, but i made it to laugh, if this has anything to do with me, i should be the one to apologize. dude, i know u arnt gay! i was just making the crack since i saw an opening, so please dont take this too serious. kyote knows what hes talking about, in RL, i make those, and other jokes, so i guess it makes me the gay one.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!I!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude, i dont want you to change, and i dont mean to make any fellow SS members mad, but you are truely one of my favorite guys to hang out with. (besides zog, dont wanna get kicked

)

now, i order u to say a funny joke as your comrade, and friend.

do me a favor and crack out the :beer:

and let the jokes fly.

once again, i am sorry for any miscommunication.

also, im sorry for my poor spelling.

by **PoNS** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:54 pm

Just like everybody else said, be yourself (those jokes included), i never had any problems with them so...

by **OSPREY** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 5:12 pm

Yea you ass ramming uncle fucker :rotflmao:

.don't stop the jokes man , you gotta be you.

Disclaimer: Eat penguin shit you ass belonker is no way an insult to Orville Linux and the great accomplishments of his free work.

Disclaimer #2: Ass ramming Uncle Fucker is in no way an insult to Uncle Charlie, do not worry sir I havent told anyone.

I take that back bud , you did change me :cool:

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