Thanks to Elite!!!

by **Tender Vittles** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:21 am

I have to give some hails to S.S. Elite!!! I was running down the trenches and hit my boost to fly right past him... and right onto a 'nade! I got blown in the shelter and following me was the thrower of the forementioned explosive. Elite comes in a few seconds later, hearing my calls for medic, he gets in close to me, and the Axis started gunning away at his back! Like as if he was being bothered by a gnat he turns around, walks up to the guy, and jabs him in the chest and gives the Axis the shot that was meant for me with the needle! Walks up to me and revieves me, like it all was nothing.
Damn that was just too much style!

And for some reason, when the air strikes are at their worse, and the stairs are filled with axis, you will allways find him at the bottom of the stairs, the ground covered in packs... He know of some back way down there?

by **iceman41** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 4:49 pm

First I thought Vittles was Lazer....., now I think it's Elite. AAARRRRGGHHHHH.

WAR AS.S. KIS.S.ING

S.S. Iceman41

by **OSPREY** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 5:29 pm

Good lord , he is a fine player but could you be any more up his ass ?:lol:

by **Giggles** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 5:46 pm

I've decided to subscribe to this post as I think you two guys are really funny. Both your replies are hilarious!!!!!

LOL,
Giggles. :lol:

by **Tender Vittles** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 6:57 pm

I just love telling stories. I find some things that other players do that amaze me and then write about it. I need not Ass-kiss anyone. I have more respect for my teamates I guess then you do...
Sure I can go on about stupid things that I accomplish, but if your around me, you know I am not full of myself.
You will see that I am full of praise for my teamates!

by **COL.BUKKAKE** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 8:15 pm

Jesus, your sooooo Tender....better check ur ass, there mite be a cock in it:D (only bustin ur balls, if you have them, Elite is top player no doubt bout it)

by **S.S.Elite-Guard** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 11:54 pm

cheap intimidation piss me off,somes of you have too much imagination.IF YOU THINK IM GOOD I SAY THX....(P.S. somes peoples are jealous of my power and they try to intimidate me;im not a cheater,im not a gay and im not a retard. humiliation can be a good strategie,but dont lose your time with me)

by **MeatShield** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 12:25 am

to the Col..

From this point on, you will never see Col. Bukkake make another perverted remark...

better check ur ass, there mite be a cock in it

that sure didn't take long... :rotflmao:

by **COL.BUKKAKE** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:14 pm

Hey Meat, an imposter wrote that......Meatshield(did this name come from some kind of athletic supporter, something you mite stick in a jockstrap)

by **MeatShield** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:19 pm

hmmm that could work... I have also been asked if it relates to ass protection.. "the butthole blocker..aka a MeatShield" :rotflmao:

by **COL.BUKKAKE** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:25 pm

Originally posted by MeatShield
hmmm that could work... I have also been asked if it relates to ass protection.. "the butthole blocker..aka a MeatShield"

Thats a really good one, but I must warn you my sperm melts metal

by **MeatShield** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 1:39 am

ewww..damn Col.. I'm a guy,..ok.. :rotflmao:

please keep your metal melting sperm under your own desk please. :eek:

Thanks to Elite!!!

Thanks to Elite!!!

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