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Postby TChicken » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:05 am

What? speak up. can't hear you over the sound of all his money.
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Postby SavageParrot » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:02 am

coccaine's a helluva drug...
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Postby =ender= » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:54 am

Nothing quite like an overbloated, sweaty, idiotic company Yes-Man to give a rallying speech to his troops... err... employees. There are a couple of vids out there of this jerkoff and they show him getting progressively sweatier and more annoying (yes... MORE annoying). His sweat gets so bad, you could probably wring it out and fill a 2 liter bottle.

Another vid shows him ripping off his dress shirt and parading around in his undershirt. Right. Just what any company needs: a yes-man, brain washed by his Motherla... I mean, employer, dancing around in his undershirt in front of hundreds or thousands of fellow employees, sweating through it so you can see his man boobs glistening in all their glory.

Just think: everytime you buy an M$ product, some of your money goes to THAT guy.

Way to go Micro$oft. Well done.
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Postby SavageParrot » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:04 am

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: Let my armies be the rocks and the trees... and the birds in the sky."

Was that before or after he invaded spain and got his ass handed to him by the basques? That guy was very over-rated...
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Postby =ender= » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:28 am

The quote is an homage to Henry Jones, Sr. from one of my favorite scenes in a fantastic movie.
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Postby cavalierlwt » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:10 pm

I hate it when companies try to pump up their employees like this. I say, let's stop screwing around and come to grips with the reality of the situation: I work here for money. That's it, period! And you pay me for my services, period. Only the highest-up assholes of major corporation would be deluded enough to think that people work at a place like M$ for 'the excitement'
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Postby JimmyTango » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:36 pm

This is an older video, but I still get a chuckle everytime someone posts it.

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Postby LordShard » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:30 pm

I have 4 words for you!
Shut the fuck up!

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Postby King » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:05 pm

I'd love a company too if i was at the elite top of a mutlibillion dollar company.
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Postby CodeRed68 » Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:04 am

....this would probably be the time that i would sneak out of the room in utter disgust and embarrassment. Time to start a huge tab at the hotel lounge.
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