Blue's Singer's Woman Tells Her Side

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Blue's Singer's Woman Tells Her Side

Postby PraiseA||ah » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:40 pm

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28803


For the Blues lovers out there especially. It's safe to view at work.
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum" - They Live
Clint Eastwood (Munny): Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Jaimz Woolvett (The Schofield Kid): Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Clint Eastwood (Munny): We all got it comin', kid.
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Postby CodeRed68 » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:51 pm

Mmmmm... sweet apples right off the tree? Sweet potatoe pie? Buttered biscuits? I'm getting hungry..
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Postby TiNM@N » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:35 pm

good but not the best i've seen, heres one that is a little bit more clever IMO.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42363

Do you every get to read the actual physical paper itself?
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Postby PraiseA||ah » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:56 pm

I have read it. Truthfully though, the only time I read The Onion is when one of my friends points me to a story they like. It's not on my personal favorite list. It's not that I don't appreciate the humor/sarcasm, I just have to spend quality time with BF2 killing peeps. :)
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum" - They Live
Clint Eastwood (Munny): Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Jaimz Woolvett (The Schofield Kid): Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Clint Eastwood (Munny): We all got it comin', kid.
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Postby Chacal » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:31 pm

U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV :D

I love The Onion. I had a bound collection of about 100 articles a few years ago.
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Postby cavalierlwt » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:13 pm

God, it's so sad. My 7 year old nephew is now afraid to play GTA: San Andreas auto because of the Superbowl incident. He's now afraid he'll see a women's 'satan bumps' in the course of a game. The poor kid.
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Postby PraiseA||ah » Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:59 am

"Satan bumps"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG! Still laughing!

Wait until puberty.. then they become as is said in that song, 'Lovely lady lumps'.. mmmmmmMMMMmm

Speaking of which.. Hey Girl, mind posting something? Anything? ;)
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum" - They Live
Clint Eastwood (Munny): Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Jaimz Woolvett (The Schofield Kid): Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Clint Eastwood (Munny): We all got it comin', kid.
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