Paris Hilton charged with DUI

by **CodeRed68** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:16 am

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/07/parishilton/index.html

by **Geist** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:14 am

She should be charged with a BAN. Big Ass Nose. I dislike her as you can tell.

by **Billabong** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:06 pm

"Elliot Mintz, Hilton's publicist, stressed that Hilton was not intoxicated. He said she had "had one drink" and hadn't eaten all day. "

...all day? How about "ever"?

...different from any other day?

...except for the...ahh, I can't even say it, but you know what I'm thinking.

I would date Paris Hilton. I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a grasshopper.

by **]DP[Artie** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:04 pm

Just more wall to wall free publicity. Her album must not be selling as good as desired.

by **Buliwyf** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:23 pm

where is the jail mug shot?

by B » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:20 pm

Who cares, she will buy her way out of it.

by **ferret963** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:43 pm

I'm wondering if she made any antisemitic comments to the officers?

by Conscious* » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:34 pm

lmao ferret

by **SavageParrot** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:34 am

I vote for execution. I have some specially trained Gerbils if they want to make her death last longer...

by **Hunter/Killer** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:35 am

Originally posted by Billabong
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I would date Paris Hilton. I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a grasshopper.

You should change your name to "Needle Dick the Bug F@#ker"

by **Namloot** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:24 pm

She is a total waste, too bad all that money couldn't go to someone much more deserving.

by B » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:31 pm

Originally posted by Namloot
She is a total waste, too bad all that money couldn't go to someone much more deserving.

Ya like, all the housekeepers at the Hilton who don't make shit and bust their asses.

Paris Hilton charged with DUI

Paris Hilton charged with DUI

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