Chinese introduce new "sim girlfriend"...

Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:51 pm

Man, you'd think in a country with a billion+ people that dating wouldn't be an issue.

Tell me the title of this article isn't a double entendre...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3591856.stm

Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:56 pm

On top of a general subscription, men will be charged a fee to buy flowers and gifts for the virtual girlfriend.

wow, that's pathetic

Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:05 pm

i'd have to say that having to buy flowers and such for a f-ing computer program would just about piss me off. Money is the object to advance the levels. I mean WTF? If she were real, i'd sock her in the nose. Could you get a virtual hummer in return? if so, thats pathetic as well. Why buy flowers when you can go buy the bj?:freak:

Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:07 pm

Originally posted by shockwave203
wow, that's pathetic

Pathetic is an understatement.

Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:13 pm

jeffro's real thoughts :

Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:15 pm

Jeffro's real REAL thoughts:IMPORT TIME!

Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:18 pm

, for the both of you!

Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:19 pm

Hahahha that's crazy....but I love receiving gifts from my significant other.

Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:25 pm

Originally posted by Starlite
Hahahha that's crazy....but I love receiving gifts from my significant other.

Yeah but do you refuse to talk to him/her if they dont buy anything?

Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:45 pm

In china they are overpopulated and each couple only allowed to have 1 child, so nearly all children are guys and you have to be something real special to attract a girl.

Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:19 pm

save the money for a hooker.....

Mon Aug 23, 2004 6:07 pm

Is there a BJ attachment for the phone? I wonder if she gets fatter the longer you date?

Mon Aug 23, 2004 6:17 pm

Originally posted by flapjack
I wonder if she gets fatter the longer you date?

Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:02 pm

Originally posted by Kingofbeers
Yeah but do you refuse to talk to him/her if they dont buy anything?

It depends.....nah, I'm joking

Does the guy gain weight the longer you date him?
:lol:

Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:48 pm

Originally posted by Starlite
It depends.....nah, I'm joking

Does the guy gain weight the longer you date him?

yeah he gets lazy cuz all the cardio that he could be getting while givin' it to the ol' lady is wasted... metabolism goes down and poof. Instant beer gut. Give it up more, healthier portion of the male species. thats it, im running for president.

My slogan:

Fuck the people, in another hole other than the ass.