Pet Peeves
Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:30 pm
Jackasses that push all the elevator buttons. So you lean back, grinding your teeth, and get your hand stuck on the bubble-gum smeared on the hand rail 
4-way intersection with Mr/Mrs Genius arriving just before you. Say 10 seconds before. They wave you through. But you're not going to buy into it because the last time you did that the person was actually arguing with their spouse and was giving them the finger. You had entered the intersectoin only to find yourself in a Monster Truck Derby with Driver From Hell. No, no.... this time you'll just play cat and mouse handmotions with Defensive Driver from Benny's Go Slow and Let Everyeone Around You Get in Accidents School all the while mouthing through a smile "Jesus you're dumb. Yeah-- 'hi'--yeah, it's you i'm waving at Einstein. C'mon now... this isn't a lamazz class, hurry it up now... '
Crunched eggs in flats. I mean, I check them every time, but what the heck? WHO is breaking these damned eggs? Do they line-up all the shelf-stockers and look for one twitching in paroxyms to be the new Egg Boy?
Bill returns saying 'Thanks for your payment of $8,123.48. You still owe us .03 cents interest. You're account has been suspended until the monies owed have been paid in full'.
Buying a coffee and cookies, getting on the road and discovering, 20 minutes into a long haul that your double-double is actually 18 sugars and no cream. Fortunately it isn't stirred so you don't know this until you hit near-bottom and suddenly you're driving like Mario Andrette, your face stuck out the window and your eyes bulging like Marty Feldmons. You reach into the bag of cookies, figuring that the oatmeal cookies will help take off the edge of insulin shock and suddenly yank your hand out looking at the dripping globs of caramel. This works into another pet-peeve, namely that cars should have hand-wipe dispensors. Now you have to get caramel goo all over the handle of your glove-compartment in order to retreive the stolen knapkins from Wendy's WHICH we all know are the best knapkins to steal.
Breaking glass bottles on trails. One day the stupid asses that do this will have babies to walk down trails or, like me, dogs. And on a lesser note, people that litter in general. Like the jerks who exit a variety store jetissoning wrappers, straws, lids, cups, old ciggarette packs and whatever else behind them. USE THE GARBAGE CAN you ingrate cretin.
People that don't take care of their animals. DON'T get me started on this one. I HATE it when I go to someones house and their cats litter-box looks like an experiment in the shared back yard of Ready-mix Concrete and Crapper Johns Portable Castles. Would YOU like to walk ankle-deep in your past releases? HMM???
Chicks (and lately guys) that wear too much perfume. Or cheap perfume--any amount. Guys--if you wear 'Ol Spice like a cheap pimp, it doesn't impress anyone but cheap ho's. Mmm..k? Sorry to break that one to you. Thanks for coming out.
4-way intersection with Mr/Mrs Genius arriving just before you. Say 10 seconds before. They wave you through. But you're not going to buy into it because the last time you did that the person was actually arguing with their spouse and was giving them the finger. You had entered the intersectoin only to find yourself in a Monster Truck Derby with Driver From Hell. No, no.... this time you'll just play cat and mouse handmotions with Defensive Driver from Benny's Go Slow and Let Everyeone Around You Get in Accidents School all the while mouthing through a smile "Jesus you're dumb. Yeah-- 'hi'--yeah, it's you i'm waving at Einstein. C'mon now... this isn't a lamazz class, hurry it up now... '
Crunched eggs in flats. I mean, I check them every time, but what the heck? WHO is breaking these damned eggs? Do they line-up all the shelf-stockers and look for one twitching in paroxyms to be the new Egg Boy?
Bill returns saying 'Thanks for your payment of $8,123.48. You still owe us .03 cents interest. You're account has been suspended until the monies owed have been paid in full'.
Buying a coffee and cookies, getting on the road and discovering, 20 minutes into a long haul that your double-double is actually 18 sugars and no cream. Fortunately it isn't stirred so you don't know this until you hit near-bottom and suddenly you're driving like Mario Andrette, your face stuck out the window and your eyes bulging like Marty Feldmons. You reach into the bag of cookies, figuring that the oatmeal cookies will help take off the edge of insulin shock and suddenly yank your hand out looking at the dripping globs of caramel. This works into another pet-peeve, namely that cars should have hand-wipe dispensors. Now you have to get caramel goo all over the handle of your glove-compartment in order to retreive the stolen knapkins from Wendy's WHICH we all know are the best knapkins to steal.
Breaking glass bottles on trails. One day the stupid asses that do this will have babies to walk down trails or, like me, dogs. And on a lesser note, people that litter in general. Like the jerks who exit a variety store jetissoning wrappers, straws, lids, cups, old ciggarette packs and whatever else behind them. USE THE GARBAGE CAN you ingrate cretin.
People that don't take care of their animals. DON'T get me started on this one. I HATE it when I go to someones house and their cats litter-box looks like an experiment in the shared back yard of Ready-mix Concrete and Crapper Johns Portable Castles. Would YOU like to walk ankle-deep in your past releases? HMM???
Chicks (and lately guys) that wear too much perfume. Or cheap perfume--any amount. Guys--if you wear 'Ol Spice like a cheap pimp, it doesn't impress anyone but cheap ho's. Mmm..k? Sorry to break that one to you. Thanks for coming out.
Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:36 pm
I sense much anger in you, my young Jedi... 
Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:38 pm
Safety caps on aspirin bottles that adults can't get undone.
Roadways where they can get get a repair crew to fix the potholes for mmonths on end, but the police can always look out for speeders there everyday.
... and admins that, oh - nevermind!
Roadways where they can get get a repair crew to fix the potholes for mmonths on end, but the police can always look out for speeders there everyday.
... and admins that, oh - nevermind!
Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:39 pm
I sense much valium in you 
Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:42 pm
Originally posted by Trash Can
Safety caps on aspirin bottles that adults can't get undone.
EggsAKTly. Which leads to buying things in nuclear-proof plastic shells. Those packages, which never have a handy 'open along previously perforated line' sign should come with attachable blow-torch and automatic dry-wall cutter.
Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:03 pm
People who bring 5 year olds into rated R or PG13 rated movies! The kid is either crying the whole time or constantly talking and asking questions that they aren't old enough to know tha answers to.
These are the same people who bring thier kids to nice/expensive restaurants and let them run around like it's Chuck-E-Cheeses.
You decided to have kids.... don't ruin it for the rest of us.
These are the same people who bring thier kids to nice/expensive restaurants and let them run around like it's Chuck-E-Cheeses.
You decided to have kids.... don't ruin it for the rest of us.
Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:22 pm
You know what makes me mad?!?!?! Stupid jackasses who don't use their GD MODDER @#$&ING BLINKERS!
I was driving along getting read to make my turn-off onto the express way from the city, and this guy in a plymoth van, you know one of those new shiney ones that look like someone strained to hard didn't signal, use their blinks or give me any warning at all.
ZOOM cutting me off I had to slam on the brakes and drive off the GD MODDER $#&(ING ROAD TO KEEP FROM HITTING THEM!
Now that is what pisses me off.
True sotry, happened to me today.
I was driving along getting read to make my turn-off onto the express way from the city, and this guy in a plymoth van, you know one of those new shiney ones that look like someone strained to hard didn't signal, use their blinks or give me any warning at all.
ZOOM cutting me off I had to slam on the brakes and drive off the GD MODDER $#&(ING ROAD TO KEEP FROM HITTING THEM!
Now that is what pisses me off.
True sotry, happened to me today.
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:06 pm
People who drive below the speed limit in the HOV lane.
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:14 pm
People who blow their nose and then hold the cleanex in front of them and look into like they may have, for some reason, blown money out of their nose into the cleanex. For god sakes why do people look. What the hell do you think you could possibly blow out of your nose. Come on people. I really hate when people do that, it groses me out to the max...I feel like saying....excuse me what did you find? Boogies? Right? Cause thats what most people blow out of their nose.
When people eat chips or cereal and I can hear that wierd chewing noise or like their jaw moving, or when they slirp their milk. That makes me want to go over and punch the person in the face and tell them to shut the fuck up because its really anoying. If my friends start making that noise I will mock them until they stop. God does that drive me crazy.
/end rant
When people eat chips or cereal and I can hear that wierd chewing noise or like their jaw moving, or when they slirp their milk. That makes me want to go over and punch the person in the face and tell them to shut the fuck up because its really anoying. If my friends start making that noise I will mock them until they stop. God does that drive me crazy.
/end rant
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:19 pm
Well Rand0m, when I take a shit I know whats under me, but I look anyway... does that make me a bad person?
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:22 pm
When A-holes heading north need to stop on the 4 lane hwy to look at the accident on the south bound lanes.
Why New Jersians continue paying McGreevy's salary till HE decides to step down
Of all the brilliant ppl in government, only the potatos are allowed to lead...
No matter how much you do its never enough....
Why New Jersians continue paying McGreevy's salary till HE decides to step down
Of all the brilliant ppl in government, only the potatos are allowed to lead...
No matter how much you do its never enough....
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:25 pm
Originally posted by Savant
When A-holes heading north need to stop on the 4 lane hwy to look at the accident on the south bound lanes.
Why New Jersians continue paying McGreevy's salary till HE decides to step down
Of all the brilliant ppl in government, only the potatos are allowed to lead...
No matter how much you do its never enough....
The fact that there is no Lt. Governor to take his place. That is why he hasn't stepped down (and won't do it until elections)..
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:27 pm
People who blow their nose and then hold the cleanex in front of them and look into like they may have, for some reason, blown money out of their nose into the cleanex. For god sakes why do people look. What the hell do you think you could possibly blow out of your nose. Come on people. I really hate when people do that, it groses me out to the max...I feel like saying....excuse me what did you find? Boogies? Right? Cause thats what most people blow out of their nose.
Maybe they are looking to see if it is good to eat?
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:34 pm
Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
Maybe they are looking to see if it is good to eat?
Why blow? Itd be easier to just pick the ripe ones instead of making a mess!
I hate you guys so much lol.
And Levar you have fun looking at your shits man. As long as I hear a splash and wipe my ass Im all set. Maybe my pet peeves are a little out there, but hey thats what annoys me.
And as for looking at your boogies and shit, no it doesnt make you a bad person at all. Just makes me hate you even more slowly and slowly
Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:38 pm
Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
Maybe they are looking to see if it is good to eat?
Hahahah.
I really hate it when ppl drive up on my ass just because I'm being good and going the speed limit (+5 usually) Because of this, I slow down purposely to piss them off. Get off my ass or change lanes, %&#(R!!!