got a joke i know it has nothing to do with the thread but i dont want to post another thread today.
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on
the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened
the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes
out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot
pursuit. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi
driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they
drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a hanger to get her to
come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked.
I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the backyard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...