I have read it. Truthfully though, the only time I read The Onion is when one of my friends points me to a story they like. It's not on my personal favorite list. It's not that I don't appreciate the humor/sarcasm, I just have to spend quality time with BF2 killing peeps.
God, it's so sad. My 7 year old nephew is now afraid to play GTA: San Andreas auto because of the Superbowl incident. He's now afraid he'll see a women's 'satan bumps' in the course of a game. The poor kid.