Chuck Norris vs Steven Segal

[Weasel Meat]

Who would win?

[SavageParrot]

arthritis...

[Schrapnel]

I would have to say Chuck would win, although I haven't seen Chuck in a while, Steven has certainly put on some weight, so Chuck would likely be much faster. I also think Bruce Lee would have kicked both their asses.

Schrapnel

[PraiseA||ah]

Chuck Norris was a student of Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee was an amazing, simply amazing athlete. I'm not sure if there is an equal alive. Jet Li vs Bruce Lee. Who would win? I think Bruce.

[Sabres]

Chuck ends it with one roundhouse kick.

[B]

The Karate Kid would whip them all:)

[TiNM@N]

dunno ive heard a few people say that Segal is the last person they would want to throw down against. Weight isnt such a hinderance if you built well, if your obese thats another story.

I think chuck would get his beard waxed against the monk.

[CookieDough]

chuck norris would just roadhouse kick him in the head

[TiNM@N]

that round house would never get close... segal would catch the half house and punch norris in the little norris

[Twister026]

I don't like chuck norris or Steven Segal. If I had to pick, it would be Chuck Norris. But they both have flaws in their fighting.

[SavageParrot]

With any luck they'd kill each other and spare us from any more films...

I think if you put either 1 of them against even an average ufc or pride fighter, with a good jiu jitsu background, they would both lose.

But if they fought eachother, I'd give it to segal because walker texas ranger blows.

[SHWoff]

Originally posted by StankNuggets
I think if you put either 1 of them against even an average ufc or pride fighter, with a good jiu jitsu background, they would both lose.

According to the Aikido FAQ:
"On a purely physical level it is an art involving some throws and joint locks that are derived from Jujitsu and some throws and other techniques derived from Kenjutsu. Aikido focuses not on punching or kicking opponents, but rather on using their own energy to gain control of them or to throw them away from you. It is not a static art, but places great emphasis on motion and the dynamics of movement."

and...
Steven Seagal really is an Aikido instructor (or was, until his movie career got in the way). He has a rank of seventh dan (Aikikai) and has run his own dojo in both Japan and the United States.

[Sir Loin]

I have to go with Steve. Chuck Norris is a wacked out coke head, who cant hit water if he fell out of a boat. Steve has a pony tail, which means he is a highly aggressive badass who wont take shit from anybody. However, in a perfect world both would punch each other at the same time, killing one another.

[=ender=]

Originally posted by Sir Loin
Steve has a pony tail, which means he is a highly aggressive badass who wont take shit from anybody.