How tough is birdshit??

[cavalierlwt]

Great title, huh?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060705/ap_on_sc/brf_shuttle_bird

NASA has documented that birdshit on the space shuttle has survived liftoff and the transition to space, which includes getting drenched by 300,000 gallons of water at takeoff, followed by speeds of over 17,500 mph.
Uggh, what hope do we have of getting it off our car?

[Buliwyf]

nice

[Sabres]

nice find

[cavalierlwt]

Guys, print this article out! When the missus tell you to get off your ass and clean the birdshit off the car, point to article and say (in your most defeated, world weary voice) "It's hopeless, there's no use. I'm just gonna lay here on the couch instead"

[Darknut]

Interesting. It would be funny if it survived re-entry.

[SavageParrot]

He he I marked that fucker good

[munky73770]

Damn Brits, stop sh*tting on our shuttle.

[SavageParrot]

Hey if I hadn't strategically taken a dump on the weak spot the insulation would of peeled off during take off. My poop is holding that thing together

[munky73770]

Better not fly around here birdman, I have my 12 ga shotgun waiting for you.

[SavageParrot]

He he you can't take it to work though. When you step out that office door in your best suit...shazam me and my bird brethren will rain down effluence

[munky73770]

Too bad for you I'm in the military and work on an airbase. I'm sure that security forces wouldnt mind working on their shooting skills.

[SavageParrot]

LoL with american army marksmanship I'm not scared. They are more likeely to hit an ally than an enemy

[Darknut]

Originally posted by SavageParrot
LoL with american army marksmanship I'm not scared. They are more likeely to hit an ally than an enemy

Have fun with your jammed SA80.

[SavageParrot]

Oh no it's likely to jam 1 time in every 20,000 shots in desert conditions if you haven't maintained it well. Whastever will I do

[Darknut]

Ha! You're in denial. You know the SA80 blows.