Most nervous newscaster ever

[gowhitesox99]

Insert your own comment on what he should say......

Mine is "authorities are looking for a .... a..... I have to go to the bathroom, be right back"

[SgtDirk_Diggler]

In other news, the police tonight are looking for a rapist who.....while thinking to himself "Lucky for me I put on 40 pounds this summer. Now I look nothing like this dude!"

[CreepingCharlie]

Aww Shhiiitttt.

[Billabong]

"Authorities are on the look out for a ra.... Very funny, Fitzburg. Now, put the right photo up. Oh. I see... This just in, channel seven is looking for a news anchor..."

[A.M. Foxtrot]

"And in the news today, police have released a photo that they believe was...involved...in...a"

*runs*

[gowhitesox99]

excuse me while I change my shorts..........

[Major SONAR]

Pay no attention to the picture to my left. It's just some dumb artists concept of the rapist... I'm sure the rapist bears no resemblence to the picture, in fact the rapist was probably a white man... Now on to the weather....

[LONGTRANGBILL]

Thank God you all think 'WE' all look alike.....

I'M INNOCEEEEEENNNNTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

[gowhitesox99]

or he starts talking like the weather man in family guy....

[Killer Mike]

i plead the 5th