anyone cared to explain the truth of heaven with you?

Hello, I'm an idiot who spams about the Bible.
Please add my e-mail address to any bulk mail list you know, and give it to other spammers.

Have a good day,
Ronald L. Grossi
[email="RonaldLGrossi@yahoo.com"]RonaldLGrossi@yahoo.com[/email] (Send all questions to this email address.)

Please copy and paste this entire message and email it to your friends and family so they can learn the truth about me.

[SavageParrot]

Omg bible spam.

Also you forgot 3:

Send all, yes all, your money to savageparrot. Free post:

Savageparrot owns your soul
1 The clouds
Heaven

and 4:

No Dogs, not even guide dogs.


But seriously no religious threads pious spambot type dude...

[Sabres]

I love how this guy is so down on himself for being a spammer. he's like yeah... thats me

[Ldsmith104]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step

[Cleatus703]

I suspect someone edited his post after he left some spam...

[SavageParrot]

It says he edited it though

[Cleatus703]

Perhaps he had a revelation (such as his pubes spontaeously burst into flame - burning bush, get it), repented and sought salvation by confessing his sins.

[Darknut]

The truth of Heaven is that I am the only one capable of obtaining it. You see, I am the universe and therefore I am everything.

[Lord ZOG]

Dear Ronald,

You are going to hell for SPAMming.

Please forfeit any future ecclesiastic endeavors in my name.

Thank you, and please go away.

Not so sincerely, God.

[SavageParrot]

So anyway I haven't recieved any cash yet. Did I mention it was freepost?