It's Dark in Here.

[Hellacious]

Subject: It's Dark in Here

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The
boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you
sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible
to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two
things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They
go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit
again"

That's horrible! haha but funny!

That's a good one...

But with the modern church, don't you think the boy and the wife should switch roles?

(going to hell for that one )