This actually makes your heat stop!

Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:52 pm

McDonald's Introduces McCrazy Burger
OAK BROOK, IL—Responding to an over-abundance of low-cost beef, McDonald's unveiled the new five-patty McCrazy Burger Tuesday. "A pound and a half of all-American beef topped with lettuce, tomatoes, and a dollop of our new peppercorn sauce," said Melanie Haas, marketing director for the fast-food giant's Northwest region. "We promise you'll go crazy from the delicious taste of 100 percent pure beef, and not from bovine spongiform encephalopathy!" Haas refused to comment on the exact geographic origin of the cattle used in the new sandwich.

Thu Jan 15, 2004 3:56 pm

GOOD GOD I CAN'T SPELL Heat...no you idiot HEART.....stupid R's

Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:05 pm

wow, remember those old commercials with the old lady stating "Where's the beef?" Now we know where...

-Bagginses

Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:07 pm

Originally posted by Bagginses
wow, remember those old commercials with the old lady stating "Where's the beef?" Now we know where...

-Bagginses

Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:10 pm

what's the source? theonion.com?

Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:15 pm

what's the source? theonion.com?

Yep

Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:27 pm

Originally posted by jnkcrp
GOOD GOD I CAN'T SPELL Heat...no you idiot HEART.....stupid R's

LMAO, i was like how the heck does a burger make your heat stop

Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:34 pm

this was pretty funny too: http://www.theonion.com/onion3119/stupidbabies.html

Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:36 pm

Originally posted by jnkcrp
this was pretty funny too: http://www.theonion.com/onion3119/stupidbabies.html

Thu Jan 15, 2004 10:49 pm

the onion is a joke website I hope you non-stern fans realize

Fri Jan 16, 2004 9:03 am

the onion is a joke website I hope you non-stern fans realize

what you aren't supposed to believe everything you read? You are trying to tell me they didn't actually throw a baby in with a pack of wolves?

That site cracks me up