Favorite Sayings
Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:10 pm
What are your favorite sayings or phrases? (For some reason I found people from the south tend to have much more colorful ways of making a point than us northerners).
One I heard recently on TS (can't remember who said it to give credit).... "I'm outta here like a fat kid in dodgeball"
Or a Texas friend of mine who was trying to make a point about multi-tasking..."If you have the hose out to water the lawn you might as well wash the car"
The classic "Hornier than a 2 peckered billy goat"
One I heard recently on TS (can't remember who said it to give credit).... "I'm outta here like a fat kid in dodgeball"
Or a Texas friend of mine who was trying to make a point about multi-tasking..."If you have the hose out to water the lawn you might as well wash the car"
The classic "Hornier than a 2 peckered billy goat"
Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:24 pm
Talking to a smacker in game, " If your brains turned to
gas you would not have enough to run a piss ants motorcycle
around a bb twice".
gas you would not have enough to run a piss ants motorcycle
around a bb twice".
Re: Favorite Sayings
Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:34 pm
Originally posted by bossman
One I heard recently on TS (can't remember who said it to give credit).... "I'm outta here like a fat kid in dodgeball"
Along those lines..."I'm out like a boner in sweatpants."
Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:33 pm
"I'm going to pull out your eyes and shove them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you."
S.S. Seether
S.S. Seether
Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:37 pm
"The ship is going down like a cheerleader on prom night"
Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:52 pm
" On it like a fat kid on a smartie":D
Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:32 pm
when leaving........."Lets make like a dick and beat it"
"Lets make like a hippy and smoke this
joint"
"Lets make like a hippy and smoke this
joint"
Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:38 pm
Im off like a prom dress
You dont know if youre arse is punched or bored
Youd be doing better to be a one legged man in a arse kicking contest
They are being a id10t
You dont know if youre arse is punched or bored
Youd be doing better to be a one legged man in a arse kicking contest
They are being a id10t
Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:12 pm
"Im on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich".
Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:24 pm
"Don't get your dress over your head"
Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:25 pm
"fizz-head" as in "bossman you are a fizz-head"
Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:34 pm
He's as useless as teets on a boar hog.
Who said these:
That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin ball-
He's so dum he thinks the Mexican border pays rent.
Like my Grandpappy used to say, thar's a pollcat in the henhouse.
Who said these:
That boy's about as sharp as a bowlin ball-
He's so dum he thinks the Mexican border pays rent.
Like my Grandpappy used to say, thar's a pollcat in the henhouse.
Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:48 am
On it like white on rice on a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snowstorm.
Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:18 am
actual use in game from me: "Get over it newb and go back to the EA servers!"
Also commonly heard from me "What the hell?" "G*ddammit!" and "Oh yeah, what's it like bein ma' B*TCH!"
Also commonly heard from me "What the hell?" "G*ddammit!" and "Oh yeah, what's it like bein ma' B*TCH!"
Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:30 am
Dumber than a bag of hammers...
You couldn't hit the floor if you fell...
His train of thought is still boarding at the station...
Busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest...
About as sharp as a bag of wet mice...
Hotter than two polar bears fucking in the back of a volkswagon...
If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose...
You couldn't hit the floor if you fell...
His train of thought is still boarding at the station...
Busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest...
About as sharp as a bag of wet mice...
Hotter than two polar bears fucking in the back of a volkswagon...
If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose...