Pick Up Lines

by **SGT DEVILDOG** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:21 pm

I look damn good after a six pack:beer:

by **DocTrebor** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:02 pm

Originally posted by ShipWreck
lemme check ur label.. ahh just what i thought made in heaven

you mean it ship!? well that made my day

by **Rand0m** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:28 pm

im just gonna throw this out there, and you can take it, or you can throw it right on back at me.............i wanna be on you! i mean, i wanna be ON YOU??

by **cavalierlwt** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:02 am

lick your index finger, wipe it on her shoulder then say "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"

by **inmate#655321** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:23 am

Ask her "Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?" Most typically answered 'No'. Then respond "Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?"

"Are you Jamaican? Cause you're Jamaican me hot!"
"Do you have any Scottish in you? Do you want some?"
"You and I are just a light switch away from a beautiful thing!"

by **ShipWreck** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:53 am

i think the most lame is

if i told u you had a great body would you old it against me

by **King** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:10 pm

Find the ugliest "person" in the bar, and say "My buddy thinks you are hot!"

Sit back and watch him face the horror with a smile.

by **GearedUp** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:24 pm

Lmao, I've done that one.

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