This one is getting a coal lump in his sock

by **Chacal** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:42 am

SHAMOKIN, Pa. -- Santa definitely knows one boy was not nice this year.

A 17-year-old is accused of firing a pellet gun from a second-story window, hitting a man dressed as Santa Claus on Monday night. Police said the boy confessed.

Scott Slodysko, a volunteer fireman, was riding atop a fire truck when he heard a popping sound at an intersection.

"It felt like a bee stung me -- like a very bad bee sting."

Slodysko said he knew immediately that somebody with a pellet gun was to blame.

He described the wound as "a black-and-blue mark about the size of a silver dollar" and said the attack won't stop him from portraying Santa next year.

"We do this for the kids," Slodysko said. "I just can't believe someone would do something like that."

by **SGT DEVILDOG** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 4:30 am

I would have banned him for being a smacker if he was playing BF/BFV:roll:

by **Irish** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:13 am

Everyone knows that you must be smokin' in Shamokin.

by **Agent-Commando** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 3:26 pm

This guy probably played too much BF42, camping and thinking he's an uber leet snip0r!

by **[FSU]SkunX** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:21 pm

lol..thats funny...messed up..but funny..a paint ball gun with red and green paintballs would be funnier though...

Agent...I take it you play Airsoft.. have you been in a video that was hosted on the internet?...cause that still shot looks mighty familier(sp?)

by **SkiloDog2000** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:44 am

thats not him in his avatar is it

by **Sabres** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:47 am

Originally posted by Agent-Commando
This guy probably played too much BF42, camping and thinking he's an uber leet snip0r!

by **jnkcrp** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:39 pm

There can't be just one shooter. Moving fire truck. A single shooter from the 2nd floor repository window? Just a little to easy. He heard pings meaning multiple shots. He would have had to reload fire reload fire and with that gun, close to impossible.. There were also reports of falling bee bee's from the grassy knowl....

by **Sayntfuu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:44 pm

If i were that kid I would be on the lookout for italians in the basement garage when they take him in to see the judge.

fuu

by **Chacal** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:59 pm

It's probably the CIA.

by **Sabres** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:36 pm

Originally posted by jnkcrp
There can't be just one shooter. Moving fire truck. A single shooter from the 2nd floor repository window? Just a little to easy. He heard pings meaning multiple shots. He would have had to reload fire reload fire and with that gun, close to impossible.. There were also reports of falling bee bee's from the grassy knowl....

I was gonna type something like that but I am too lazy.

Nice one jnk :rotflmao:

by **Tommy Boy** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:33 am

kids like that need a good boot to the pants...the worst part is that you know that his smacker buddies were egging him on to do it!

Smackers...I think that I have seen them around the server before!

by **LordShard** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:08 am

Originally posted by Tommy Boy
kids like that need a good boot to the pants...the worst part is that you know that his smacker buddies were egging him on to do it!

Smackers...I think that I have seen them around the server before!

No, they need a wooden paddle with small holes drilled in it for maximum effect. :o

Or you can beat them with a sack of oranges as much as you like without leaving a bruise.

by **SavageParrot** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:06 am

A friend of mine once made the mistake of shooting an air rifle at a police car. Thankfully uk policemen are not armed so he just got an uber fine and had his gun taken away.

Still puts him in the all time top ten smackers list though...

This one is getting a coal lump in his sock

This one is getting a coal lump in his sock

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