Practical Jokes

by **Trash Can** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:06 am

Ok boys and girls, I am in a practical joke "war" of sorts with now with my neighbor. I am looking for new ideas. Nothing too vicious. I've signed him up for a gay magazine, ordered pizzas for him (and yes, they were delivered to his house), put out an ad in the local paper for a male escort service, .... I need more ideas ...

by **LordShard** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:03 am

Take a brown paper bag, put some dog shit in it, light it on fire and ring is doorbell. Then run like hell, he will stomp on it get get shit everywhere on his porch.

by **DocTrebor** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:43 am

Originally posted by LordShard
Take a brown paper bag, put some dog shit in it, light it on fire and ring is doorbell. Then run like hell, he will stomp on it get get shit everywhere on his porch.

rookie

Kill his parents and turn them into chili and have him eat it at a chili festival.

by **[MXC]Vic Romano** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:24 pm

Bah. You guys are rank amatuers.

1) Go into any office and empty all the hole-punchers of all the paper "confetti". Take this and carefully dump it into the air-intake opening on the hood of his car...make sure the confetti is not left on the hood!

Then open his car and turn the AC/heater fan on full blast. Make sure to crank the radio volume full blast. Then lock it up and walk away.

Next time your buddy starts his car, the full-on fan will suck the confetti in from the vent and spray it inside his car, and the radio willscare teh crap out of him. No damage done, but it will take a while to vacuum out.

2) If you can get into his house/apartment, you can hide a bag of used Kitty Litter or some well-used diapers in the vents.

3) You could sign him up to recieve "The Watchtower" or other free Christian/religious newsletters, or phone your local Jehova's Witnesses Kingdom Hall and invite them over to your buddies house for a meeting to discuss your faith.

4) Change his desktop/MSN icons/sounds to gay porn images/sounds.

5) Register him on http://www.hotornot.com with a fake ad....

by Conscious* » Wed Dec 29, 2004 12:30 pm

Originally posted by [MXC]Vic Romano
Bah. You guys are rank amatuers.

1) Go into any office and empty all the hole-punchers of all the paper "confetti". Take this and carefully dump it into the air-intake opening on the hood of his car...make sure the confetti is not left on the hood!

Then open his car and turn the AC/heater fan on full blast. Make sure to crank the radio volume full blast. Then lock it up and walk away.

Next time your buddy starts his car, the full-on fan will suck the confetti in from the vent and spray it inside his car, and the radio willscare teh crap out of him. No damage done, but it will take a while to vacuum out.

2) If you can get into his house/apartment, you can hide a bag of used Kitty Litter or some well-used diapers in the vents.

3) You could sign him up to recieve "The Watchtower" or other free Christian/religious newsletters, or phone your local Jehova's Witnesses Kingdom Hall and invite them over to your buddies house for a meeting to discuss your faith.

4) Change his desktop/MSN icons/sounds to gay porn images/sounds.

5) Register him on http://www.hotornot.com with
a fake ad....

Lol i like the confetti idea.

by **|RS|SquareBallz** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:10 pm

Gay Bumper Stickers all over the back of his car??

by **flapjack** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:12 pm

Here is one I pulled on my aunt and uncle. I sent them a card that said "beware the Vaccum Cleaner". I then purchased a timer. One of those electric ones that turn the light on and off while your on vacation. I sent it to my cousins and asked that they plug the vaccum cleaner into the timer and place it under there bed. They set it to 2am. I asked that they unsrew all the lightbulbs in their room before they went to bed.

At 2AM the vaccum cleaner began to run under their bed. It woke them. Since the lights were not working it took them like 15 minuted to figure out what was going on. My card now made sense to them. They've sworn to get me back.

by **Sabres** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:46 pm

That would be awesome to do flapjack. Very clever :lol:

by **jnkcrp** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:20 pm

You could leave a note on his door saying something like " I would avoid going into your kitchen after 2:00 on Monday" and sign your name. They'll go nuts trying to figure out what's going to happen.

by **jnkcrp** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:26 pm

I had a good one played on me. A buddy replaced every sound on my work pc with a god awful cher song. It had to play through every time I did anything, even move of my mouse triggered the song, each click, menu open etc.. It took me over an hour to just open the sounds and audio properties and make the changes, each of which caused the song to play to completion again. He also put multiple copies of the song under different names so I couldn't just do a search and delete.

by **LordShard** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:12 pm

Take a screen shot of your desktop. then set it as your new background, move all the icons around, and repeat until they can't tell where anything is.

by **SavageParrot** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:50 pm

Wrap up a banana in tin foil then stick it an envelope that reads 'if undelivered please return to Dildo's direct at....' Then mail him the package at his or preferably his parents address and wait for the sparks to fly

by **Sabres** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:00 pm

haha that would be awesome Lord! :rotflmao:

by **LordShard** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:21 pm

Originally posted by Sabres
haha that would be awesome Lord!

See, then you put all their icons into a folder and make it so they can't change the settings.

I did it before in school. The teacher was pissed at me!

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