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by Colonel Ingus » Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:57 am
Chris: Dad, whats the blowhole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to sea world....
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to sea world....
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ... Benjamin Franklin
by Jeffro » Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:14 pm
Originally posted by |RS|Economy
not really a joke...but kinda funny...view only if you are over 18 please........http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/i-cant-breathe.html
Did he find an air pocket? Is he still ALIVE!?
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by gowhitesox99 » Mon Feb 28, 2005 6:42 pm
2 Brunettes and a Blond walk into a bar.
First brunette says to the bartender," I'd like a JC"
bartender says "huh"
She replies "A jack and coke silly", the bartender makes it.
2nd brunette says, "I'd like an RC"
bartender says "huh?"
She replies a "Rum and coke silly", the bartender makes it
Blond says "I'd like a 16"
bartender says "huh?"
she replies "a 7 and 7 silly"
First brunette says to the bartender," I'd like a JC"
bartender says "huh"
She replies "A jack and coke silly", the bartender makes it.
2nd brunette says, "I'd like an RC"
bartender says "huh?"
She replies a "Rum and coke silly", the bartender makes it
Blond says "I'd like a 16"
bartender says "huh?"
she replies "a 7 and 7 silly"
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by CodeRed68 » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:01 pm
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when
he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you
decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn
had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn come to church every
Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and
I figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to
leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I
decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than
burn in Hell, right?"
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you
decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn
had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn come to church every
Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and
I figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to
leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's
hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 commandments, I
decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou
Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than
burn in Hell, right?"
Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
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