Chuck Norris vs Steven Segal

Off topic, but don't go too far overboard - after all, we are watching...heh.

Who would win in a fight?

 
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Postby gowhitesox99 » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:13 am

again, Chuck Norris would win with a roundhouse kick to the face.... didnt you read your Chuck Norris facts?
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Postby B » Mon Jan 09, 2006 8:22 am

I prefer Jackie Chan.

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Postby Trash Can » Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:21 am

Take Chuck and Steven and throw in Van Damme, I think Uma Thurman's character from the Kill Bill movies can knock them all off!!!

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Postby StankNuggets » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:08 pm

Originally posted by SHWoff
According to the Aikido FAQ:
"On a purely physical level it is an art involving some throws and joint locks that are derived from Jujitsu and some throws and other techniques derived from Kenjutsu. Aikido focuses not on punching or kicking opponents, but rather on using their own energy to gain control of them or to throw them away from you. It is not a static art, but places great emphasis on motion and the dynamics of movement."

and...
Steven Seagal really is an Aikido instructor (or was, until his movie career got in the way). He has a rank of seventh dan (Aikikai) and has run his own dojo in both Japan and the United States.


that's standing up. im sure he has no ground game.

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Postby SHWoff » Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:12 pm

Originally posted by StankNuggets
that's standing up. im sure he has no ground game.


True. Some of those UFC guys can be brutal when they get their opponent on the ground...
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Postby Destructor » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:45 pm

what about batman?
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Postby EZC » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:49 pm

Im suprised Wairudo hasnt posted or does this pertain to the restraining order against him. :)
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