Paris Hilton wants a baby

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Postby CreepingCharlie » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:50 pm

For some reason she looks like a whore a nasty filthy whore. One like a prostitute off the streets who trys to look good but in actuallity is the ugliest thing you'll see. I feel sorry for the man who gets her pregnant.
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Postby cavalierlwt » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:24 pm

ah, you guys would hit it, if only for bragging rights. Well, MrsB would probably 'find the strength' to abstain, but not the rest of you! :)
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Postby King » Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:55 pm

You are absolutely right.... under one condition would i sleep with her: I get to Donkey-Punch her. :yes:
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Postby cavalierlwt » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:53 pm

I don't think she'd have a problem with that.
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Postby ANTONIUS » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:25 pm

Originally posted by Bromsin
BOdy is ok, but something about her face just doesnt do it for me...


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Postby B » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:00 pm

Her body is ok? What body? She is flat. Why not hump your mattress, it's the same thing. She is nasty.

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Postby cavalierlwt » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:28 pm

My mattress is pretty lumpy, and dare I say, down right sexy!
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Postby cavalierlwt » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:40 pm

Seriously though, she might not be my all time biggest turn on in the world, but there's no way on God's green earth that I would turn her down, and I suspect many of the guys on this board saying they'd never do her because she is too skinny are full of it. We all (I suspect) have done worse....much, much, much worse.

Let's face it, we are not known for being picky and choosy when it comes to that area of life, that kind of choosiness is normally the domain of women. I don't mean that to sound sexist, but women usually use their head a bit more, men, um, use something else.

Go ahead guys, tell me you'd kick her out of bed:
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Postby gowhitesox99 » Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:52 pm

just turn off the lights and you wont have to look at that face, yeah so she's thin, i'd hit it, then take her car out for a joyride and take all the $$$ from her wallet, then i'd do her sister too:red: :yes:
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