whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
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whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by jenky33 » Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:01 pm
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… "This Land."
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Re: whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by DocTrebor » Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:27 pm
batman lived with a young boy in a cave....harrison ford ftw
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Re: whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by SavageParrot » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:16 pm
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Re: whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by Porsche_997 » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:44 pm
Indiana Jones my ass.
...Batman! Especially the show from the 60's. "ZORK! BOFF! BAM!"
...Batman! Especially the show from the 60's. "ZORK! BOFF! BAM!"
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Re: whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by SavageParrot » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:27 pm
Jones would win; Batman can't even figure out that underpants go on the inside. A man like that can't be hard to outwit...
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Re: whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by BladeRunner » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:02 pm
LoL, Parrot
I agree, jones would win.
I agree, jones would win.
"Aim small, miss small" The Patriot
"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast" Bob Lee Swagger
"There is but one path, we kill them all" Spartacus:Blood and Sand
"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast" Bob Lee Swagger
"There is but one path, we kill them all" Spartacus:Blood and Sand
Re: whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by DocTrebor » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:08 pm
plus, jones could default and get luke skywalker and chewie open up a can! psh, id like to see batman make the kessel run as fast as harrison
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Re: whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by BladeRunner » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:48 pm
Harrison ford, who just so happened to play in the movie "BladeRunner" 
is maybe not as badass as Chuck Norris, can hands down, beat the crap
out of Batman and is little buddy Robin. Anyway, Batman first came on the
scene in 1939, that makes him older then ford by a long shot.
ps: we need some Batman fans to make this work
is maybe not as badass as Chuck Norris, can hands down, beat the crap
out of Batman and is little buddy Robin. Anyway, Batman first came on the
scene in 1939, that makes him older then ford by a long shot.
ps: we need some Batman fans to make this work
"Aim small, miss small" The Patriot
"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast" Bob Lee Swagger
"There is but one path, we kill them all" Spartacus:Blood and Sand
"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast" Bob Lee Swagger
"There is but one path, we kill them all" Spartacus:Blood and Sand
Re: whos more badass: Indiana Jones or Batman?
by King » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:30 am
I'd take Jones over Batman any day. Yes, Batman was badass in his youth when he fired up the crime-fighting business, but he soon lost all credibility.
Put simply, here is a list of achievements for both people
Jones:
Found the Ark of the Covenant.
Fought Nazis.
Went to Berlin, got Hitler's Autograph
Fought a man one-handed on a broken rope bridge hundreds of feet in the air.
Escaped a large rolling boulder.
Drank from the holy grail AFTER watching some guy drink from the wrong chalice and had his face melt off.
Uses public transportation, a bullwhip, and occasionally a revolver.
Banged a chick his dad nailed.
Almost had his heart ripped out.
Fedora.
Batman:
Fell down a well.
Has his butler remind him what to do every time he falls besides get on his knees.
"zip! Oof! Bam! YOWZA!" need i say more?
Has a retarded car, motorcycle, "jet" and a multitude of gadgets for deception and parlor tricks. Probably knows 3-card monty.
Hides in a cave and has a hidden identity. In the closet much?
Bat Signal.
Rubber mask.
Quite clear with all the evidence I've provided that Jones is the man. Personally, the fact that he nailed a broad who nailed his dad says wonders about the man.
Put simply, here is a list of achievements for both people
Jones:
Found the Ark of the Covenant.
Fought Nazis.
Went to Berlin, got Hitler's Autograph
Fought a man one-handed on a broken rope bridge hundreds of feet in the air.
Escaped a large rolling boulder.
Drank from the holy grail AFTER watching some guy drink from the wrong chalice and had his face melt off.
Uses public transportation, a bullwhip, and occasionally a revolver.
Banged a chick his dad nailed.
Almost had his heart ripped out.
Fedora.
Batman:
Fell down a well.
Has his butler remind him what to do every time he falls besides get on his knees.
"zip! Oof! Bam! YOWZA!" need i say more?
Has a retarded car, motorcycle, "jet" and a multitude of gadgets for deception and parlor tricks. Probably knows 3-card monty.
Hides in a cave and has a hidden identity. In the closet much?
Bat Signal.
Rubber mask.
Quite clear with all the evidence I've provided that Jones is the man. Personally, the fact that he nailed a broad who nailed his dad says wonders about the man.
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