How to be Gay

[Tommy Boy]

If you are interested....only in America I say...

http://washingtontimes.com/national/20030818-122317-3268r.htm

[Tommy Boy]

Back from the dead...thanks to the reference from DocTrebor!

To paraphrase:

Gay Men: Locate another gay man, have sex with him.

Gay Women: Locate an ugly woman, have sex with her.*

* Note: All real lesbians are ugly, lesbians in porno don't count as they get paid to be lesbians.

Thank you for taking my course, now kiss someone of the same sex and you get an A.

[Tommy Boy]

I like lipstick lesbians...

butch chicks scare me...

Originally posted by Tommy Boy
I like lipstick lesbians...

butch chicks scare me...

They scare EVERYONE, even themselves probably.

[DocTrebor]

Originally posted by Tommy Boy
Back from the dead...thanks to the reference from DocTrebor!

Hey, what can I say, it just fit perfectly into the criticizing as a method of comparison. MAY ALL POST ON THIS THREAD, AND BE WOWED AT ITS HOMOSEXUALITY!

hahah, flaming...

[DocTrebor]

and im not gay, i love my little asian girlfriend. . .

[SHWoff]

Originally posted by Xenius

* Note: All real lesbians are ugly, lesbians in porno don't count as they get paid to be lesbians.

With the exception of Portia de Rossi...mmmmmm

**deleted spyware-infected link - do a google search for Poria de Rossi instead**

[SilverSurfer]

Originally posted by Xenius
To paraphrase:

Gay Men: Locate another gay man, have sex with him.

Gay Women: Locate an ugly woman, have sex with her.*

* Note: All real lesbians are ugly, lesbians in porno don't count as they get paid to be lesbians.

Thank you for taking my course, now kiss someone of the same sex and you get an A.

i have seen really pritty lesbians that don't get payed for it but i must admit i know more but ugly lesbians.

[Sayntfuu]

This was my favorite bit:

""He is a very popular professor," Ms. Peterson says, "and there is always a long waiting list for his courses. The list gets longer when stories like this happen."
Mr. Glenn argues that such a statement by a university official "mocks and even taunts Michigan taxpayers, reveling that the more taxpayers dare protest the use of their tax dollars to teach kids 'How to be Gay,' the more students will enroll in the class."


This guy just woke up to the fact that people do what they are discouraged from doing.

People should get out more often.


OH and all lesbians make me happy, even the big bulls.

Originally posted by SHWoff
With the exception of Portia de Rossi...mmmmmm

http://www.geocities.com/portiaderossi2/

Whew, damn she is one fine exception to the rule! But SHWff that site blows nuts, it's GATOR infected. I think I clicked on galery 1 on that page that you linked two and one of those gator boxes came up immidiately. Yuck!

[BladeRunner]

Originally posted by Xenius
Whew, damn she is one fine exception to the rule! But SHWff that site blows nuts, it's GATOR infected. I think I clicked on galery 1 on that page that you linked two and one of those gator boxes came up immidiately. Yuck!

i'm not trying to hijack the thread but man i hate Gator.
the wife and kids like to surf around and ckick all the
buttons, i have to run Spybot every day are so to get rid
of the spyware. imo, they should make laws against
spyware like Gator and the 1,000s of other spyware crap.

[SHWoff]

Luckily, my firewall blocks most of that crap (double-check... yep, it does).

Anyway, Portia is the bomb. Anne Hecht isn't bad either. She just can't decide if she wants to be gay or straight (plus her elevator doesn't go all the way up...).

Agreed Blade, spyware is down in the lower bowels of the internet along with the fuckers who send out all the spam.