Don't goto jail

Off topic, but don't go too far overboard - after all, we are watching...heh.
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Don't goto jail

Postby LordShard » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:36 am

This is how you don't.

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Postby Gen. Ouch » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:38 am

eeeewwwwwww!!!!!!! who the fuck would spank the monkey to a cartoon?
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Postby LordShard » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:47 am

You? :rotflmao:

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Postby cavalierlwt » Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:47 am

I used to work with a kid that really, really into that Anime stuff. He wasn't a bad looking kid, was making good money, but no girlfriend. We took him out to strip joint so he could see some real flesh. Told to hold a $5 to the stripper and he did, but she came at him attempting to grab the money with her boobs. He looked like a deer frozen in the headlights. The more she leaned over toward him with her boobs, the more he back up, terrified looking.
I guess he wasn't prepared for the non-cartoon looking reality. I say stay away from Anime, *read* playboy,Hustler, and Penthouse, especially if you're still in your teens.
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Postby LordShard » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:06 am

Yes, I thought it was funny to post. Didn't think we would get into rhetoric about how it is evil, just anouther duhfest.

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Postby cavalierlwt » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:29 am

I think it funny, I just like to throw out 'the dangers of anime' to the young ones.
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Postby Destructor » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:38 am

duh




WOOOHOOOO!!!
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Postby LordShard » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:59 am

Originally posted by cavalierlwt
I think it funny, I just like to throw out 'the dangers of anime' to the young ones.
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AH. On that note, the day I turned 18 I went t osheetz and bought a playboy SE:Lingurie magazine. Hawt!

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Postby cavalierlwt » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:39 am

I had it made growing up. My best friend had an older brother who was about 8 years older than him. He moved out and left behind a huge stash of Penthouse and Hustler, and my buddy inherited that wonderful treasure. Before he moved into my neighborhood we were pretty deprived. I remember one kid found the instructions for Tampons and brought it to the bus stop the next day. That little scrap of paper with it's drawings of the femal anatomy was the closest thing we had to porno for about a year.
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Postby LordShard » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:03 am

LOL you were spankin it to instructions on how to insert a kotex.

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Postby cavalierlwt » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:07 am

Those were tough times!
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Postby gowhitesox99 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:26 am

and now you have the beauty of the internet......

I remeber back in my day we had to .. blah blah blah..... kids are lucky these days
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Postby LordShard » Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:39 am

I dunno, I think I would take my chances buying a porn mag from sheetz and hope they don't card me. :P

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Postby Namloot » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:48 am

Originally posted by Gen. Ouch
eeeewwwwwww!!!!!!! who the fuck would spank the monkey to a cartoon?


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Postby cavalierlwt » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:21 am

Originally posted by LordShard
I dunno, I think I would take my chances buying a porn mag from sheetz and hope they don't card me. :P


We were like 9-10 years old. Even the most lenient clerk wouldn't sell us porn. No big deal, a year later and we had a massive porn library.

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