best blonde joke ever

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best blonde joke ever

Postby Mugzy » Mon May 12, 2003 12:07 pm


Rule of Wrist

Postby Rule of Wrist » Mon May 12, 2003 12:16 pm

Q: Why do blondes hate vibrators?



A: They chip their teeth...

:D

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Postby Dos Equis » Mon May 12, 2003 12:19 pm

Funny!!!!!!!! I tried to see how far it would go but some dumbass posted it at a forum that you had to sign up for.
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Z3dd1cuS

Postby Z3dd1cuS » Mon May 12, 2003 12:29 pm

I'm still clicking...

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Postby ShipWreck » Mon May 12, 2003 2:21 pm

how u put a twinkle in a blondes eye... put a flahlight in her ear

RCinator

Postby RCinator » Mon May 12, 2003 2:30 pm

How do you know a blond is having a bad day?

She's got her tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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Postby Sayntfuu » Mon May 12, 2003 3:32 pm

What do you call a blonde with a dye job?

Artificial Intelligence!

Rule of Wrist

Postby Rule of Wrist » Mon May 12, 2003 4:44 pm

Q: Why did the blonde have "Not Here" tattooed just above her bellybutton?


A: She had a blonde boyfriend.

:D

AnimalCracka

Postby AnimalCracka » Mon May 12, 2003 5:07 pm

Q: Whats a blondes definition of safe sex?


A: Locking the car doors.

Rule of Wrist

Postby Rule of Wrist » Mon May 12, 2003 5:34 pm

Q: What does a blonde say after sex?



A: Are you guys all on the same team?

:D

Agent-Commando

Postby Agent-Commando » Mon May 12, 2003 6:07 pm

ROFL...I'm still cllicking..lolz

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Postby Camel toe joe » Mon May 12, 2003 6:43 pm

I believe Kristov is a blonde so we might not see him for a while :P

RCinator

Postby RCinator » Mon May 12, 2003 6:45 pm

What's the easiest way to kill a blond?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool.

{CN}Doomfarer

Postby {CN}Doomfarer » Mon May 12, 2003 9:34 pm

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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Postby S.S.Lazer » Mon May 12, 2003 11:05 pm

ok why would you post a link with so many other links to click that stupid i stoped after like 13 just give us the main link you Punk! ;p
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