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by **DocTrebor** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:33 am

lead a better life and eat less cabage. Her flat reeked of cabage, a familiar scent in those bitter times. It was almost reminicent of 1984, but in this case...

by **Keekanoo** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:54 am

....the smell came from the furry object in the back of the fridge that was once proud slice of Spam. Life moves on, evolves. So did that seemingly inocuous furry slice of Spam....

by **SGT DEVILDOG** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 4:35 pm

Then a 300 mile wide meteor hid smack dab on Bulies house knocking the Earth out of its rotation. The impact kills all living things on Earth except for Harry Canyon and Doomie. They tried as hard as they could to repopulate mankind. :eek:

by **SavageParrot** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 5:34 pm

Until they realised that in fact a whole new race of men had evolved at accelerated speed from the furry spam which was in fact radioactively enhanced super spam. Turning to dommie (er doomie?) haryy said:...

by **Keekanoo** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 7:58 pm

...."I can't decide whether I should be female, a hermaphrodyte or a eunich... What do you think Pookie?" Doomie, in the process of donning a new Spammlar vest said...

by **SkiloDog2000** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:17 pm

To lead a better life I need my love to be here...
Here, making each day of the year
Changing my life with the wave of her hand
Nobody can deny that there's something there
There, running my hands through her hair
Both of us thinking how good it can be
Someone is speaking but she doesn't know he's there
I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share
Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there
I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share
Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there
I will be there and everywhere
Here, there and everywhere....

by **Colonel Ingus** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:45 pm

.. and then said "What the hell am I saying? That could be quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said." So he turned his attention to the 2 clothespins, the ant farm and the advacado and asked Olde Man Harry if he would like to.....

by **Sabres** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 9:50 pm

...do his dare: You clip the 2 clothespins to your 2 big toes, go dance on the ant hill, and then I will give you this avacado. But you can"t...

(One day, if this thread gets to be as big as the Word Association thread(260 some pages), I will start from the beginning and read the whole story. I will waste a couple hours but it will be fun.

)

by **Keekanoo** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:46 pm

At this point a giant screen goes up and, to deafening applause, Doomie and Canyon look to see a huge crowd. 'PIECE OF MIND' is blazoned across several large monitors. Doomy and Harry have unwittingly been part of the new cyber-invasion reality show. Doomy turns to Harry....

by **DocTrebor** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:52 pm

gives him a swift kick in the jewels, berates him for draggin him into the plot, and leaves with a....

by **SkiloDog2000** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:39 am

GIGANTIC BUTTER KNIFE!!!....

by **Sir Loin** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 2:28 am

He then tries to stab him, but only a true smacktard can penetrate a smacktard. Doomy then finds out that Harry....used to be a sheep. This makes ............

by **Keekanoo** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:02 pm

...his long distance pen-pal Boo-Lee Wiff, famous scourge of the deep south-China seas, enraged with jealousy. He stomps to the deck and ....

by **SavageParrot** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:46 pm

ties the anchor to his legs before throwing himself over the wrong side of the boat and onto the sandy beach below. The fall concusses him and when he wakes up he finds himself in a...

by **Keekanoo** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:53 pm

...full nelson by a well disguised indigenous girl with Hellosheass tattood on her muscular bicep. Hellosheass cranks Boo-Lee Wiff's head a turn and says....

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