Favorite Jokes

by **ShipWreck** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:31 am

ok try this one

Optical Test

by **[HOT] TyraBanks** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:38 am

You have to say this one out loud:

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds....

Because there are 20 of them! :-)

by **LordShard** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:28 pm

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/desktop_sabotage.asp

by **ShipWreck** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:34 pm

sick0! lol

by **Sabres** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:18 pm

lololol Ship. I like that one. It is hard to believe that those shades of gray are the same.

by **Jeffro** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:35 pm

Originally posted by Sabres914
lololol Ship. I like that one. It is hard to believe that those shades of gray are the same.

LOL...that scared the shit outta me!

I had my volume up after playing a game!

by **ShipWreck** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:52 pm

not a joke, but i laughed

Thong

by **Sewer-Urchin** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:52 pm

My volume was up too...I'm ok, but the cat needs help

by **Sabres** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:59 pm

When I first saw the Waldo one, I watched it at 3:30am after playing a couple hours of midnight Wolf. I had my volume all the way up. I was so into it and I was ready to find Waldo. Then all of a sudden the face popped up and scared the shit out of me. I jumped out of my chair and the chair fell back. I had the keyboard on my lap and it went flying too. I was in shock.

So after that wonderful experience, I have passed on the Where's Waldo trick to all of my friends. It is great.

by **S.S. N** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:16 pm

A man walks into a bar.

He's an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.

by **PL_M@ster** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:07 pm

N you really have a big sence of humor :roll:

by **SavageParrot** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:06 pm

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

(*audible groans follow*)

by **ShipWreck** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:49 am

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the states of West Virginia, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas, and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this."

by **Murgatroyd** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:51 am

My favorite joke is deathBOB's life.

But seriously, folks...

(and I am kidding)

by **Sabres** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:31 pm

Ship I like that last one you posted. Where did you find those numbers?!?

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