Have you met people like these??
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by Chacal » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:38 pm
We were watching on the TV a baby being born, and after the doctor cut the umbilical cord one of my friends asked "What do they do with the other part? The one that's connected to the mother?"
"They give it a tug", I said, "and it rolls back into the mother. Like the cord on a vacuum cleaner".
"They give it a tug", I said, "and it rolls back into the mother. Like the cord on a vacuum cleaner".
Chacal
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by Sir Loin » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:46 pm
when i was younger, i was attending drivers education with the girl who was dumber than a sack of rocks. My brother was driving when all of a sudden his radar detector went off. At the same time a man was walking across the street. The girl asks me "does that thing detect people too?"
People like this dont deserve to live on earth.
People like this dont deserve to live on earth.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
by -HaVoC- » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:49 pm
Can these people be any more retarded than a kid that fills a sealed, pressurized homemade PVC device with denatured alcohol; straps it to his back and then attach's a small propane torch to it?
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"Now, if things look bad, and it looks like your not going to make it, then you've got to get mean, I mean plum mad dog mean, 'cause if you lose your head and give up then you neither live nor win, and that's just the way it is."
- The Outlaw Josey Wales -
put me on the team that Harry aint on....I sure miss shooting him and if im on the same team as HaVoC...OMFG we will stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry.
- YaDad -
"Now, if things look bad, and it looks like your not going to make it, then you've got to get mean, I mean plum mad dog mean, 'cause if you lose your head and give up then you neither live nor win, and that's just the way it is."
- The Outlaw Josey Wales -
put me on the team that Harry aint on....I sure miss shooting him and if im on the same team as HaVoC...OMFG we will stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry.
- YaDad -
by Savant » Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:04 pm
Originally posted by -HaVoC-
Can these people be any more retarded than a kid that fills a sealed, pressurized homemade PVC device with denatured alcohol; straps it to his back and then attach's a small propane torch to it?
Yes there can be.... the 1000 or so idiots that followed his directions to the letter
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by Colonel Ingus » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:19 pm
"They give it a tug", I said, "and it rolls back into the mother. Like the cord on a vacuum cleaner".
Chacal you are so full of it!
Vacuum cleaner cords don't work that way!:lol:
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by Colonel Ingus » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:28 pm
And in the spirit of this thread this little gem from fark
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/07/06/national1100EDT0556.DTL
Evidently trying to extract gunpowder from shells with a hammer is a bad thing as these youth discover. Who knew?:eek:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/07/06/national1100EDT0556.DTL
Evidently trying to extract gunpowder from shells with a hammer is a bad thing as these youth discover. Who knew?:eek:
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ... Benjamin Franklin
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