US to invade Canada / CNN link
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by King » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:54 pm
I fondly refer to her as the "old crusty lady who wants doc's nuts" its funny, i watch the show and i've heard a guy named "robert" call in from Florida saying he has a thing for older ladies... and she keeps him on the line as long as possible... 
lol had to add that one in there...
I think that lady from that show would take Oprah out by inserting her in her vagina... and then she'd take on the whole of Chicago in some weird ass multi-cultural gangbang... she's naaaaaaaassssssty:freak:
lol had to add that one in there...
I think that lady from that show would take Oprah out by inserting her in her vagina... and then she'd take on the whole of Chicago in some weird ass multi-cultural gangbang... she's naaaaaaaassssssty:freak:
"Whats the Situation?" "Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery!"
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by Tommy Boy » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:39 pm
Originally posted by flapjack
Beware of US "insurgents"
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/12/07/canada.tshirts.ap/index.html
You all want to be like us....just admit it!
by EZC » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:20 pm
this was on my email::rant:
Canada Busy Sending Back Bush-Dodgers
by Joe Blundo
Columbus Dispatch columnist, morning edition
November 16, 2004.
:D
Ottawas, Canada: The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spaire a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didnt even get a chance to show him my screenplay."
In a effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective though," he said." the liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR. In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.
" If they can't identify the accordion player on 'The Lawerence Welk Show', we get suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"
In an effort to ease tensions between the U.S. and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul and Mary concerts. And we might put some endagered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out.
one EZC for adoption for one canadian beer 
Canada Busy Sending Back Bush-Dodgers
by Joe Blundo
Columbus Dispatch columnist, morning edition
November 16, 2004.
:D
Ottawas, Canada: The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spaire a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didnt even get a chance to show him my screenplay."
In a effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective though," he said." the liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR. In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.
" If they can't identify the accordion player on 'The Lawerence Welk Show', we get suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"
In an effort to ease tensions between the U.S. and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul and Mary concerts. And we might put some endagered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out.
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by shockwave203 » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:29 pm
Originally posted by beowulf
Canada can keep all them bleeding hearts and weeping nellies anyways. Liberals born in America are truly Canadian.
This just in.....ETA pwnt Spain. Buncha leftist kooks.
why does this post make me think you're in grade 5?
grow the hell up for christs sake
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by cavalierlwt » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:27 am
I think Canada will get by without getting attacked, it's not like this is the worst thing they've ever done. I can think of million reasons to invade, Celine Dion, William Shatner, Loverboy...all good reasons to invade. Hell, Anne Murray is ten times worse than any WMD ever invented. We should have nuked their 'Snow Bird' lovin asses for that one!
But we are tolerant nation after all
But we are tolerant nation after all
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