Make sure she swallows

by **nameless** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:30 pm

now i know why so many wifes coming to sperm banks as contributors........

by **SavageParrot** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:14 pm

This thread is in very poor taste...

by **nameless** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:52 pm

poor taste? some would describe as salty not poor .......

by **SGT DEVILDOG** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:13 am

Originally posted by nameless
now i know why so many wifes coming to sperm banks as contributors........

Chacal and yadad only have Mini Marts:P

by **Tommy Boy** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:56 am

Originally posted by EZC
I just saw this article and had to post it. I think its hilarious.
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1110&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20050224%2F1256698016.htm&sc=1110

the gift that keeps on giving!

by **King** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:46 pm

Great guys have to worry about two things now:

1. You go out with a girl and things heat up at the end of the night. As with most foreplay, it consists of fellatio. After watching a lot of porn in your youth you have a great concept of what receiving head should be like. After about 1 minute you think to yourself, jesus, "does this girl know what shes doing?" Fast forward past the 'getting to know you' period and you start talking about what you really like in bed and she ends up saying she doesn't like giving head because she either feels stupid, doesnt like the taste, or any other of a million reasons.

2. Some evil, cold, calculating bitch takes your load, spits it into some tupperware, freezes it, empregnates herself a year or two later and then says "oh by the way, this is your baby and you owe me some money"

If i was in such a position as the man, i'd go bezzerk. I have no problems with paying child support or even being a dad but i do have a problem with the mother of my child being a complete NUTJOB. (no pun intended)

by **SavageParrot** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:54 pm

True. Forget child support, he should just get custody straight away for reasons of her clear insanity...

by **|RS|Economy** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 7:00 pm

If she spits........I call it quits

by **King** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 7:01 pm

Originally posted by |RS|Economy
If she spits........I call it quits

Well now you have more reason than ever to.

by **EZC** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:28 pm

man u guys have some really funny posts :rotflmao:

by **flapjack** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 5:03 pm

Originally posted by nameless
now i know why so many wifes coming to sperm banks as contributors........

Wifes? LOL....

by **arkaine** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:58 pm

Originally posted by CodeRed68
Some women have serious issues, i tell you.
If they are not cutting unborn babies out of other, pregnant women's bodies, they are now saving sperm in thier mouth from oral sex to use for artificial insemination? That is just insane.
This guy should not have to pay one dime to that bitch. And she should be prosecuted for using false circumstances resulting in forcing him into fatherhood without his consent.

Couldn't agree more and I'm a woman.

by **Sabres** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:05 pm

Originally posted by Siren
Make sure she swallows.....

Originally posted by Casus
Why's that, mouth full?

Originally posted by Chacal
C'mon, spit it out!

Originally posted by SavageParrot
This thread is in very poor taste...

x100! What a great thread! hahahha

by **Siren** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:16 am

Tsk.....tsk......

You people with your dirty minds

by **SavageParrot** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 2:01 am

surely you mean dirty mouths?

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