Re: Ask Weasel........
Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:37 pm
[quote="Slaughter2"]answer all please 
A stitch in time saves nine what? seconds
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?no they cant go on land for an hour
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright ... a box like everythign else
Are female moths called myths? no their called flying ho's
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? sure
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? i would imagine so
Are there any unguided missiles? sure, i've seen some on break
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"? only if you dont cross your fingers
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? depends on who is in bed with you :-)
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? the stone tablet
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? i am living proof.. YES!
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? of course, just make sure its real dark
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? sure why not
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? no dentures arent real teeth
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? if he was an alien sure
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Ive seen your tv, you dont work for free
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? they save light, the government keeps it in area 51 with the ufo's
Did Noah keep his bees in archives? the 2 bees rode along with the duck billed platypus
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans? no they have a cremation
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? see above
Do boxer shorts box? mine dont
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? arent all shifts at the cemetary the graveyard shift?
Do clowns wear really big socks? no
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? definately not
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? no, they go to youporn to get unzipped like everyone else
Do fish get thirsty? yes...
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? they dont have tongues...
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? sure
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? no, adultery is way more fun
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? no
Do mass murderers kill only in church? no
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? no their drunk on fosters
Do pilots take crash-courses? yes they do
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? yes
Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms? no thats dumm
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? no stars dont need to be cleaned
Do steam rollers really roll steam? if steam got in the way, yes
Do television evangelists do more than lay people? --Stanley Ralph Moss I imagine they eat too
Do vampires get AIDS? i hope so, they scare me
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? if they are true vegans then prolly not, i believe those cookies have eggs in them
Do witches run spell checkers? if they use word, sure
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? if you want to do it quietly, yes
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? lots
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? --Steven Wright that would be quick
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? i would
Does an analyst have to be anal? --Adam Rifkin no, chris berman is not
Does killing time damage eternity? no but it makes you lazy
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip? no its mine
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?no an algaebra
A stitch in time saves nine what? seconds
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?no they cant go on land for an hour
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright ... a box like everythign else
Are female moths called myths? no their called flying ho's
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? sure
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands? i would imagine so
Are there any unguided missiles? sure, i've seen some on break
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"? only if you dont cross your fingers
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? depends on who is in bed with you :-)
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? the stone tablet
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? i am living proof.. YES!
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? of course, just make sure its real dark
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? sure why not
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? no dentures arent real teeth
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? if he was an alien sure
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? Ive seen your tv, you dont work for free
Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? they save light, the government keeps it in area 51 with the ufo's
Did Noah keep his bees in archives? the 2 bees rode along with the duck billed platypus
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans? no they have a cremation
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? see above
Do boxer shorts box? mine dont
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? arent all shifts at the cemetary the graveyard shift?
Do clowns wear really big socks? no
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? definately not
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? no, they go to youporn to get unzipped like everyone else
Do fish get thirsty? yes...
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? they dont have tongues...
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? sure
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? no, adultery is way more fun
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? no
Do mass murderers kill only in church? no
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'? no their drunk on fosters
Do pilots take crash-courses? yes they do
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? yes
Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms? no thats dumm
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? no stars dont need to be cleaned
Do steam rollers really roll steam? if steam got in the way, yes
Do television evangelists do more than lay people? --Stanley Ralph Moss I imagine they eat too
Do vampires get AIDS? i hope so, they scare me
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? if they are true vegans then prolly not, i believe those cookies have eggs in them
Do witches run spell checkers? if they use word, sure
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? if you want to do it quietly, yes
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them? lots
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? --Steven Wright that would be quick
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? i would
Does an analyst have to be anal? --Adam Rifkin no, chris berman is not
Does killing time damage eternity? no but it makes you lazy
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip? no its mine
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?no an algaebra
Re: Ask Weasel........
Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:22 am
lol gj now here's a cookie
Re: Ask Weasel........
Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:03 pm
what flavor?
Re: Ask Weasel........
Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:21 pm
gowhitesox99 wrote:what flavor?
Technically shouldn't you be answering that??:D
Re: Ask Weasel........
Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:07 pm
white macadamia nut
Re: Ask Weasel........
Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:24 pm
what is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?
european by the way
european by the way
Re: Ask Weasel........
Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:32 pm
If I sold 1.8 Million Dollars in lawncare this year ( .2 off this year) will I be the number one salesman in all the USA and Canada, finished 2nd last 4 years by 100 K BTW
Re: Ask Weasel........
Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:47 pm
[quote="DocTrebor"]what is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?
about 10 meters per second
about 10 meters per second
Re: Ask Weasel........
Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:47 pm
Slaughter2 wrote:If I sold 1.8 Million Dollars in lawncare this year ( .2 off this year) will I be the number one salesman in all the USA and Canada, finished 2nd last 4 years by 100 K BTW
Weasel says you will finish 3rd...
Re: Ask Weasel........
Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:01 pm
I haven't been on here in a month...
Re: Ask Weasel........
Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:59 pm
that's not a question
Re: Ask Weasel........
Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:03 pm
gowhitesox99 wrote:Weasel says you will finish 3rd...
May lightning strike you twice this year
A question
How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood???
Re: Ask Weasel........
Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:11 pm
Slaughter2 wrote:How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood???
he can't so it doesn't matter
Re: Ask Weasel........
Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:56 am
gowhitesox99 wrote:I think George needs to get laid! or go with this answer
http://blumensacha.wordpress.com/2006/03/
The former is definitely true!
Interesting post, but unlike the author suggests there is enough information to answer the question.
The answer is 900; George likes square numbers.
Re: Ask Weasel........
Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:41 am
if I dropped a 4' x 4' x 4' peice of steel weighing 24000lbs from 2 miles in teh sky, how fast would it be going by the time it impacted earth?