Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:35 pm
Frankly my Dear.....I dont give a DAMN!
Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:39 pm
all from fear and loathing in las vegas
you wanna a beer?
no thanks
how bout some ether?
what??
nevermind!
Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye
Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die
Raoul S. Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon
you wanna a beer?
no thanks
how bout some ether?
what??
nevermind!
Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye
Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die
Raoul S. Duke: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon
Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:25 pm
"You shouldn't stand so close to the frozen food"
"Oh really! Why is that"
"Becasue you could melt all this stuff!"
-My Blue Heaven
"Oh really! Why is that"
"Becasue you could melt all this stuff!"
-My Blue Heaven
Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:12 am
"life is a garden, dig it" - joe dirt
Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:17 am
Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
Re: Re: Favorite movie quotes!
Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:14 am
Originally posted by Bossman
"I was thinking of the Immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'" - Robin Williams I believe, not sure the movie
I do believe that was Chris Knight (Val Kilmer) in Real Genius.
Bluto - Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Otter - Germans?
Boon - Forget it, hes rolling.
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How about a nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray? - Chet
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Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:51 pm
Gotta love a good chet quote, animal.
"Did you spit in this?!"
"You two donkeydicks couldn't get laid in a morgue."
"Thats no joke! Thats a severe behavioral disorder!... .. For christs sake, will you cover yourself!"
"Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister." - Beetlejuice
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!" - Blues brothers
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. - Billy Madison
Igor: My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up. - Young Frankenstien
The 'Princess Bride' Collection...
"Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep saying that word.. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less famous is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah! **Thud**
And lastly...
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
"Did you spit in this?!"
"You two donkeydicks couldn't get laid in a morgue."
"Thats no joke! Thats a severe behavioral disorder!... .. For christs sake, will you cover yourself!"
"Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister." - Beetlejuice
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!" - Blues brothers
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. - Billy Madison
Igor: My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up. - Young Frankenstien
The 'Princess Bride' Collection...
"Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep saying that word.. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now.
Man in Black: I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less famous is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah! **Thud**
And lastly...
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. "
Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:19 pm
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
Caddyshack
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
Caddyshack
Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:54 pm
Paul : They're all sisters. It's one big conspiracy. Trust me.
Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:08 am
"FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"
Lord Helmet, Spaceballs
Lord Helmet, Spaceballs
Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:35 am
“You coward you just shot an unarmed man”. “Well any man who decorates his saloon with my friends body better arm himself.”
Holy Shit from Texas… The only thing that comes out of Texas is steers and queers, and I don’t see any horns coming out of your head. So I guess that pretty much clears that up; doesn’t it.
Name these 2 easy ones.
Holy Shit from Texas… The only thing that comes out of Texas is steers and queers, and I don’t see any horns coming out of your head. So I guess that pretty much clears that up; doesn’t it.
Name these 2 easy ones.
Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:19 am
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.
The first part of the movie is packed with hilarious and memorable quotes.
The first part of the movie is packed with hilarious and memorable quotes.
Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:40 am
Originally posted by SGT DEVILDOG
“You coward you just shot an unarmed man”. “Well any man who decorates his saloon with my friends body better arm himself.”
That's Unforgiven, right?
Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:04 am
"I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned."
Great movie for quotes...
Great movie for quotes...
Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:19 am
I sure do miss my bed. - Logan
You said that last night. - Munny
No last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn bed. - Logan
Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. - Munny
Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'. - Schofield Kid
We all got it comin', kid. - Munny
Definitely a great movie for quotes.
You said that last night. - Munny
No last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn bed. - Logan
Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. - Munny
Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'. - Schofield Kid
We all got it comin', kid. - Munny
Definitely a great movie for quotes.