Joke of the Day

[Giggles Profile Website]

Okay one more limerick and then I'm off to the Looney Bin.....

There was a young man from Leeds,
Who ate a packet of seeds,
Great tuffs of grass,
Grew outta his ass,
And his balls were all covered in weeds.


Keep Giggling,
Giggles:lol:

[(>Tool<)]

Damn Giggles gets dirty

[COL.BUKKAKE]

There once was a girl named Giggles
The story has it that her titties were BIGgles
So I went to her house to act as a spy
She heard me russlin in the bush nearby
"what are you doing there" she said in suprise
I said "I had to see those jugs with my very own eyes."
I made her chuckle, gave her a tickle.
She said"Why dont you come in, so I can suck on your pickle"

[Giggles Profile Website]

Hmmmm, Okay, Very good, I can't beat that............

Giggles.

[Cowgomoo]

that came right out of one of the col.'s dreams giggles

[COL.BUKKAKE]

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. they stopped at the corner to wait for passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed. the blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his fuckin' ass."

[Wolverine]

Thats a great one.

[Edogg]

there are two old men walking towards each other on a sidewalk. As they walk, they both seem to have a limp that makes them drag their foot. As they are walking past each other, one of the old men says "world war II...Normandy. how about you?" The other old man replys, "dog shit...two blocks back that way."

[SilverSurfer Profile Website]

[SilverSurfer Profile Website]

and another one

[ro@sty_uk]

What has a moped and a fat girl got in common.....................................................They are both fun to ride untill your mates see you on one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:beer:

[COL.BUKKAKE]

What goes, Fee-Fi-Fo Fee-Fi-Fo-Fee






Mike Tyson, givin out his phone number.

[SilverSurfer Profile Website]

why do girls look intelligent????
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so that there stupidity would be a surprise

[off]

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

[off]

Failed Afghan Recruiting Posters:
1. "Be Allah you can be"
2. "Aim Low"
3. "An Army of None"
4. "The Few....................................."
5. "Martyrs have more fun"
6. "Vigins....we got Virgins!!"
7. "Free Camoflage Turbans....sign up today!"
8. "Uncle oSAMa wants you"
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Some TALIBAN ONE-LINER JOKES for today:

Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit?
A: the bucket

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat shit sandwiches?
A: they can't stand bread

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it