Ask Weasel........

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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby ShipWreck » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:07 pm

If you do it on forums like these. You'll have to scroll up, because of the forum tags. Like zog said the more little do - dads the more of a freak show. Kindda a Holloween thing. Gohst possessed your web browser :P

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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby SavageParrot » Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:47 am

NMothing to say I just wanted to see my sig floating :)
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby Lord ZOG » Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:43 am

SavageParrot wrote:NMothing to say...


And this is new? :)
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby gowhitesox99 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:54 pm

if that's a question.

Then the weasel answers, yes this is new, parrott always has something to say.
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby cavalierlwt » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:16 pm

Weasel, who will win the HD-DVD vs Blu-ray format war?
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby gowhitesox99 » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:08 am

seeing as Microsoft and the porn industry are behind HD DVD, I choose HD DVD.....
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby SavageParrot » Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:01 am

Lord ZOG wrote:And this is new? :)



Not particularly.
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby donkey_nutz » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:19 pm

why do big boned girls give better oral??
this one question alone has had me baffled for years.
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby Lord ZOG » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:32 pm

I got this one, Weasel.

The big-boned girls have to work at things to get anything. They're used to working. If a girl is pretty she's pretty much programmed not to do anything except look pretty to get the things she wants.

Been there, done that. Got the T-Shirt, tore the sleeves off the T-shirt. Won't go back there again.
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby DocTrebor » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:27 pm

zog i didnt know you were a big boned girl once :P

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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby donkey_nutz » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:29 pm

so thats why he gives better oral?
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby Lord ZOG » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:59 pm

No, no, no...I've been with the good looking super model-types...and once you get past their looks you get to a point where you begin to see how vapid and self-centered they are.

Mickey Rooney once said, "No matter how hot a woman is, no matter how sexy she might look, and how much you might want her, there's always someone, somewhere who's glad he's rid of her."
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby SavageParrot » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:47 am

Big boned ladies give better oral because they like to eat, obviously.

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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby gowhitesox99 » Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:48 am

donkey_nutz wrote:why do big boned girls give better oral??
this one question alone has had me baffled for years.



been gone for a couple days, thank you Zog for the assistance.

I would tend to agree.

While only 2 mouths have kissed the weasel, they have both been your average girl, not fat or big boned but not super model knockouts either. I give my wife high marks for effort and technique, and also extra credit for taking well to coaching and realizing its not a piston, the object is not speed, its coverage.
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Re: Ask Weasel........

Postby {CN}Doomfarer » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:03 am

A friend of mine used to use the phrase "gave head like a monster" and he only meant it as a compliment and for only two chicks that he ever had encountered in his past. Unfortunately I can only say I have missed out on those kinds of chicks but as they say all was not lost. What most of my friends have gained over numerous casual encounters I think I gained more from the few meaningful relationships that I chose to have instead. Having a woman call me her first true "lover" or the first man to "make love to her" instead of exchanging a number the next morning was always a gratifying experience and of course nurturing the relationship through it's course was always a learning experience in many ways.

Anyway back on course... By and large do you think most of the women in YOUR experience as a MAN, or women speak your peace if you wish. Will give oral sex out a sense of duty/responsibilty/reciprocation. A sense to please their parnter. An actual act of pleasure. Or another reason you can explain?

And men what about you and returning the favor to your female partner?
Last one is easy for me. Was both an act of pleasure for me and and a desire to please my partner as well as to get to know her body as well as she did or better in many cases. It was always in my mind that oral sex did not just focus on the sexual organs but more about using your mouth as a way to explore a womans body as well as talking to her throughout...

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