Joke of the Day
- toolpsycho
by toolpsycho » Thu Jan 23, 2003 6:44 pm
Sathington the harvard alumni is goin agianst Tyrone from the ghetto in The Price Is Right...amazingly both are tied after the regaular and lightning rounds.....
Barker then tells them both to come up with a ryhme ending in timbuktu
so they think and start writing...
Sathington: As I gaze upon the desert sands.
Suddenly appears a caravan.
Camels lined up two-by-two.
Destination Timbuktu.
the crowd roars, everybody knows that Sathing ton will win
then tyrone goes.
Me and Timz, a campsin's we went.
Came upon some bitches all in a tent,
they was threes and we was twos
I BUCKED ONE WHILE TIM BUCKED TWO!!!!!!
Barker then tells them both to come up with a ryhme ending in timbuktu
so they think and start writing...
Sathington: As I gaze upon the desert sands.
Suddenly appears a caravan.
Camels lined up two-by-two.
Destination Timbuktu.
the crowd roars, everybody knows that Sathing ton will win
then tyrone goes.
Me and Timz, a campsin's we went.
Came upon some bitches all in a tent,
they was threes and we was twos
I BUCKED ONE WHILE TIM BUCKED TWO!!!!!!
like him
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- General Himmler
by General Himmler » Wed Jan 29, 2003 3:14 am
God and Belgium
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day, resting.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds : "Look Michael,
look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God raving, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth,
"For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth
while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be
a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice. I'll have
lush forests over there and deserts down there"
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small landmass
and said "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "I'm Glad you asked. That's
Belgium! The most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful lakes,
rivers, streams and hills.
The people from Belgium are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous
and they're going to be found travelling the world.
They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they
will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. Best
of all I'm giving them the very best of food and drinks"
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance, God? You said there will be balance!"
God replied with a cheeky grin "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting
next to them in Holland and France."
Greetz,
Himmler
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day, resting.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds : "Look Michael,
look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God raving, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth,
"For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth
while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be
a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"
God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice. I'll have
lush forests over there and deserts down there"
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small landmass
and said "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "I'm Glad you asked. That's
Belgium! The most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful lakes,
rivers, streams and hills.
The people from Belgium are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous
and they're going to be found travelling the world.
They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they
will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. Best
of all I'm giving them the very best of food and drinks"
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance, God? You said there will be balance!"
God replied with a cheeky grin "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting
next to them in Holland and France."
Greetz,
Himmler
- ro@sty_uk
by S.S. N » Thu Jan 30, 2003 7:22 pm
El Cid: I dont like that one
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I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet.
But your kids are gonna love it. -marty
in poor taste. i thought everyone had heard all the dead baby jokes.
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I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet.
But your kids are gonna love it. -marty
in poor taste. i thought everyone had heard all the dead baby jokes.
S.S. N
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- {CN}Doomfarer
by {CN}Doomfarer » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:18 pm
Dead baby jokes are like "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs....?" hanging on a wall?
Art.
Laying on the floor?
Matt
You get the point.
Grosser than gross was also a good one.
What's groser than 10 dead babies in garbage cans?
1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans.
Tasteless and sick all, but still very old shit.
Art.
Laying on the floor?
Matt
You get the point.
Grosser than gross was also a good one.
What's groser than 10 dead babies in garbage cans?
1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans.
Tasteless and sick all, but still very old shit.
by S.S. N » Thu Jan 30, 2003 8:35 pm
Tasteless and sick all, but still very old shit.
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right?
haha,
those amputee jokes brought me back to a happy childhood, thanks.
YOU DAD, I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
(only funny to american television viewers)
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right?
haha,
those amputee jokes brought me back to a happy childhood, thanks.
YOU DAD, I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
(only funny to american television viewers)
S.S. N
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