ECGN forum story

Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:48 pm

... She is interupted right at that moment by a high-priority tel-cast from the Governor of California: "Vee uhve devuhlopt WMS in Kahlafahnia. Wuhpons of Mahs Spahmmong. Agent Dahneese report to....

Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:58 pm

...ECGN's 24/7 Beach where a man named Keekanoo, Keek for short, will be waiting with some weapons to carry out this mission. This new weapon he uses is called the Sten or something like that...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 4:13 pm

...which was developed initially as a turbo miracle-grow applicator, but things went haywire when...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:15 pm

....Murgatroyds evil chimera seduced the designer into believing in Darwinism and the fact that Steve Jobs is a communist. This resulted in.....

Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:22 pm

the sheep of forebearance calling upon the angel of greyness to bring forth the ninth seal, foretelling of the end of the year. The chimera was a little too drunk with power to perform his...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:07 pm

ritualistic mating with the sheep of forbearance leaving the fate of the universe in the hands of a little known barn dweller known to the world as...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 6:54 pm

..Doomfarer! Who suffered an unfortunate "wardrobe malfunction" at this years Velcro Glove Awards. His current project is...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:12 pm

...To try and reverse the wardrobe malfunction which turned him into a pig, to get people to stop calling him Wilbur, and to get someone to remove the...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:15 pm

indecent tatoo from his left buttock, a buttock whiich also bears a tatoo containing the secret formula for the...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:19 pm

...magic potion that will prevent somone's own liver from crowing claws and digging it's way out of the body cavity. However, instead of going to the dermitologist...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:40 pm

.....to understand why that moron that started this thread, won't at least pretend that he's not a dork he.....

Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:46 pm

...Headed to the nearest bar intent on imbibing vast quantities of the first spirit that came to hand. On entering the bar however he noticed a mysterious...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:50 pm

...woman with an adam's apple so he.....

Thu Jul 15, 2004 8:55 pm

...promptly walked over to the Juke box, popped in a couple of quarters, and selected "Don't Worry be Happy" as the next four selections. Suddenly, a drunken sailor...

Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:03 pm

...attacked him viciously with an open can of spam. After karate chopping him to the ground he realised that the sailor was in a trance and was obviously under the control of the spamdarian high commander, who was...