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by **Keekanoo** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:03 pm

... line dancing and slurring a song 'Mheemm mMem Geww*hick*wwd' pranced by with a pig bearing a fresh heart-tattoo with 'Boo-ee wuvs Wilbur' on its....

by **Slaughter1** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:33 pm

antlers, he then went out and bought bf1942 cause he heard it was the best game in the world, and then threw it away because it suck so he.........

by **Tommy Boy** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:46 pm

turned over in bed and looked deeply into Harry Canyon's eyes and said....

by **Sir Loin** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:02 am

MEDIC!!!!!.........So then harry took himself out of the depends and then moved towards the.............

by **SkiloDog2000** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:36 am

bathroom where he found an industrial strength tampon to clog his accomplice in evil's wound. just then in through the window came a WWII era...

by **Mr. Slayer** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 5:51 am

Veteran! This guy had been traveling all day and was tired because Harry kept taking him into the barn and....

by **SavageParrot** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 6:39 am

..he had been eating nothing but a vintage can of spam. Unfortunately for the veteran the spam had gone bad and had turned to poison in hs veins. With his last words he croaked the warning: 'Beware of...

by **Hellacious** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:39 am

Hellacious. She is one bad girl when mad she....

by **ShipWreck** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:47 am

yells about how she's a villain and she's going to take over the House of Mouse. Seems she'd just watched some Disney video in which all the bad guys from every Disney movie try to take over a nightclub owned by Mickey Mouse.

by **Tommy Boy** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:52 am

"Those Disney folks make some great flicks", said a flustered and red-faced Doomy as he emerged from his room with a towel and some hand lotion. "I just wish that.....

by **Colonel Ingus** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 10:42 am

....Spam can in a squeezetube like toothpaste", thinking that way when Hellacious least suspects it I can...

by **Murgatroyd** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:02 am

...learn to knit. As far as pieces of paper go, the yellow ones containing the sacred texts of...

by **Buliwyf** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:42 pm

Doomfarer. The text shows key locations of barns and farm animals known to genetically contain...

by **Tommy Boy** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:27 pm

traces from Doomy's family tree, otherwise known as a telephone pole (because it is a family tree with no branches). Upon discovering this, it is imperative that....

by **Murgatroyd** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:59 pm

...ice cream and mustard never mix. Sitting quietly upon a lonesome, forgotten, dusty shelf, a telephone book from the late 1950's suddenly parts it's dried, decrepit pages to, for the first time in decades, bring to light...

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